Monthly Archives: March 2002
The Nut’s Nine-Month Birthday!
Right now he is napping peacefully, but in an hour he’ll be at the doctor’s office having needles jabbed into his thigh, all because I’m hippie enough to let him be born at home, but not hippie enough to let … Continue reading
Let me speak, for a moment, about Chakra Chips.
Back in the dark ages of my former job, when everyone in the office was far less discerning than the people who work there today, we were so desperate for advertising dollars that the editor in chief/sales manager (conflict of … Continue reading
Fire Sale
I have decided to sell all the books, CDs, and VHS tapes I no longer have any use for on Amazon.com. It is such a rip-off to bring this valuable stuff to my local purveyors of secondhand intellectual laundry. I … Continue reading
Bad Mom Moment Number 33
2:12 p.m.: The baby smells like cat food. Why? Because ten minutes ago, as I was doing dishes and had my back turned, the baby was eating cat food, handfuls of Nutro Max Cat Senior triangle-shaped kibble. It gives every … Continue reading
With You Always
There has to be a better caption for this. And why does Jesus look like a cross between Kevin Smith and Jack Black? (via bitterpill)
Oh, the torture I put him through to get that banner picture.
Actually, it was just nap time this morning.
Nicknames for the Nut, Part II
Booger (though his “pincer grip” has improved greatly, Kleenex has yet to be mastered) Sugar (this is one sweet-ass baby we’re talking about here) Sugarbooger (unlike his father, I neither encourage nor condone the eating of boogers) Mr. Sleepybiscuits (normally … Continue reading
I am taking my little bits
I am taking my little bits of free time and teaching myself HTML. You can keep track as my design skills progress from pitiful to laughable by visiting here from time to time. Today I’m experimenting with tables and making … Continue reading
I guess I gave up poetry for confession
I guess I gave up poetry for confession at some point, but here’s an interesting little site that caught my eye this morning: The Poem Tag Project.



