Monthly Archives: April 2002

No, just taupe alert.

Whoopee! I’m a genius! Too bad I have no emotional intelligence or pride, my colors are all wrong, and somehow I’ve become rickets. (links via unproductivity, fluffy battle kitten, and other places I can’t remember.)

Everyone knew it was National Poetry Month except for me. Everyone! Especially smart people like George and Hi Monkey! So to make up for my stunning lack of awareness of our national call to read more words that aren’t in … Continue reading →

I’m so happy! I asked for captions, and I got captions! (via BiggerHand)

So the “Rainy Day Fun for Toddler and Total Bastard” tour is over? Well, I guess I’ll just have to spend my time shopping for horrible baby t-shirts instead.