"ODE TO A WORKING STIFFY

Monday, Monday, sloggy slog!
Head is empty, full of fog.
Tired and weary, mired in bog,
Draggy dragging, like a dog!

Woke up late (no time to jog),
Urgent, blameless morning hog.
Spanky! Shameless! Soggy sog!
Dreaming Britney booby snog!

Monday, Monday, sloggy slog.
Is it true, I'm just a cog?
Inert, aimless, bump on log!
Better read the Rabbit Blog."