I think it’s fair to say that Jack is desperate to get us into a house as soon as possible (in other words, Our Little Tax Deduction isn’t pulling his weight). So he found us a mortgage/real estate person whose office is in the back of a mortuary. The door’s real wide, presumably so a coffin can fit through, and there are often people crying out front. It seems like an extreme way to get new real estate listings, but when it comes to house hunting in a town like this, I think you really need someone with that kind of competitive edge.
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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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