What’s the deal with the mustache? I’ve tried bleaching, I’ve tried waxing, God help me I even pluck occasionally. And it still looks like a hedgehog is slowly trying to push its way out of my mouth through my upper lip. While I was pregnant my facial hair was light and soft, plus I only had to shave my legs once a month (a drastic shift from the daily mowing) and my toes even stopped looking like Bilbo Baggins’s (or, in the Harvard Lampoon version that I prefer, Dildo Bugger’s). It’s real proof of the power of hormones. What are the advantages of having a little extra testosterone in your system? Again, people, I am not a scientist (though I may look like one while mixing gimlets), but, well, once I changed a flat tire on a van that was leaning into a ditch. Does that count?
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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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