On December 23, 2002 by Eden M. Kennedy

I just had the lamest conversation with a telemarketer.

Telemarketer: “I’d like to help you save money by switching your long distance service to MCI.”

Me: (shit) “We’re not really interested in switching right now.”

Tele.: “Ma’am, our service is only $5 a month and 7 cents a minute. Do you currently make long-distance calls in-state or out-of-state?”

Me: (goddamnit, now what) “Uh, both.”

Tele.: “Blah blah blah blah blah . . . ”

Me: (putting phone down on table, walking away) “Jackson, where are you?” (pause) “OH MY GOD!”


(Came back two minutes later and hung up phone)



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