Adventures in Child Psychology of the Damned XIII

Jack: Want to go for a ride in the truck?

Jackson: NO!

(pause)

Jack: How about now?

Jackson: Okay.

Monkey See, Monkey Learn to Rap

(phone rings)

Me: Hello?

Jack (in background): Say it! Say it!

Jackson: I LIKE! BIG! BUTTS!!

(hangs up)

No Matter Where You Go, There You Are