Monthly Archives: July 2003

Our hotel porn is so bad that we have sex despite, rather than because of, it.

Did I mention that I’ve been posting from Hawaii since Monday? I had far more important things on my mind, obviously, like telling you about the guy riding the shopping cart and popcorns and Hulk Hands. But, you know, I … Continue reading →

Last week Jackson: I want popcorns! Me: You want popcorn? Jackson: Popcorns. I think it’s adorable that someone who’s just discovered plurals is already busy correcting me. Saturday was Jackson’s second birthday. Two things he got were a Hulk doll … Continue reading →