Monthly Archives: March 2005

We decided not to have another baby so we adopted instead. Welcome, Princess Caitlin Huggadoo! You can call her Katie. She’s a three-and-a-half-month-old English bulldog and boy can she fart. She can clear a room. I took her to Jackson’s … Continue reading →

We went to Disneyland last week. Jackson’s first trip to the Magic Kingdom was all about the ladies. While we were waiting to meet our first princess, a woman got in line behind us and shouted to her kids, “We’ll … Continue reading →

Right. So the other day Jackson is pulling everything out from under the bathroom sink. I’m relatively sure there’s nothing dangerous under there, but just in case I poke my head in and say, “Um, don’t open any bottles and … Continue reading →

My old reasons for thinking certain people were cool were based on some criteria I formed in adolescence — something to do with the way their coat flapped in the wind, good glasses, and a book/film/music vocabulary that nested just … Continue reading →

I’m sorry, I’m so fucking busy right now. Here’s a nice link, though. It’s interactive, and safe for work, too! Just click on a type of soda and enter your weight and it will tell you how many cans you’ll … Continue reading →

Last night I sat at a dinner table while three women yelled at Jack to start a blog THIS INSTANT. He had just told a riveting story about an interior designer and the job site port-a-potty. Unfortunately, his best stories … Continue reading →

Also, my blog was on Nightline last night! They had this fascinating story about this new thing called b l o g g i n g, and how people make friends on-line and help other people to lose their jobs. … Continue reading →

I’m not much of a fighter, I’m more of a walk-away-er. Unless you’re that guy who was jerking off in the card racks by the children’s section of the bookstore that one time; then I felt pretty good about throwing … Continue reading →

Do you want the good news first or the bad news? WHY LAST WEEK SUCKED 1. My computer died. Actually, die isn’t quite accurate, more like it went into a coma. I did an iTunes update and then restarted, and … Continue reading →