On September 12, 2005 by Eden M. Kennedy

There was a murder here on the West side last night. They found the body of a woman in a bathtub full of milk, with a banana in her butt.

The police think it’s the work of a cereal killer.

In other news, here’s why, as of today, my dog is getting only dry food for the rest of her miserable life:



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