As my template identity crisis continues I thought I’d share some photos from last week when we went over to Dave’s house to watch him work on his cars.

This is The Bucket. Dave built this from spare parts from other cars. He actually registered it at the DMV. They were all, What’s the VIN? And he was all, I don’t know, I built the fucken thing out of scrap. Only in California will they give plates to a car that has its gas tank in the front seat.

Dave asked Jackson if he wanted to take a ride around the block in it. Jackson, whose self-preservation instincts are fully intact, said, Dave, you are out of your precious gear head if you think I’m going to put my ass in that rolling hand grenade.

The back of Dave’s DeSoto. Thing goes so fast your lungs will collapse from the g-force. Gave me a new banner, though. Thanks, Dave!


















I, for one, am enjoying the fruits of your template identity crisis!
seriously. The Mexican worm-eye skullface is KILLER.
the is the awesomest. i love you.
I like the template identity crisis as well. I like the element of suprise – I never know what it will look like and there are so few suprises that it’s nice every once in a while.
Glad Jackson didn’t go for a ride. Although kind of cool it also looks like it could be a death trap.
ya. smart boy you got there.
Great banner. You should get a matching tattoo.
That, my friend, is kickin’ it old school.
… or surpRIse thang, if you can spell. Gleh.
Sweeeeeeet! Keep crisising… I too love the element of surpirse thang you got going here.
Love it. That is such a great form of recycling and bravo to Jackson for avoiding the urge to be macho.
That is the best banner EVER.
So, um, is Dave married? Just asking. Not that I have the world’s hugest CRUSH or anything like that.
Ahhhh dat’s better. But YIKES that is one scary banner! I am so hiding the chickens. No wait, I don’t have any chickens.
Dave is married! But he’s still cute.
That face? Enough to make anyone Fussy! I love it!
My son would probably try to sell me to the gypsies for a ride in The Bucket. It does look pretty AWESOME!
The new banner is so (and I say this wholeheartedly) HOT.
Man, that car and banner is muy, muy voto. You are the homie blogger, chica.
what a great banner.
Jackson is no fool, he runs from danger!
Way to be.
I am still checking in daily to see all the pretty colors. But that banner is by far my favorite iteration of this identity crisis.
Cool…I love the new banner!
that image is just plain creepy.
works great as a masthead, though!
I like it, it has just the right amount of Loco Crazy in it.
And it’s not purple and green! haha
Oh my gosh, i would totally wear this as a new Fussy.org shirt!!
Love this iteration of the banner! So completely cool that it came from a DeSoto. (Thanks Dad for making me a car freak!)
I, too, would wear this as a t-shirt.
lovelovelove the new banner. (love the car, too… tho’ you couldn’t pay me to ride in it! well…maybe)
Perhaps, my favorite banner so far.
is that a squiggly penis coming out of his eye?
Can we have a shirt with that cool frickin’ banner on it? pretty please??