Comments on: Ten Reasons Why I Didn’t Marry You Instead Of Jack http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:48:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Alishia http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12471 Alishia Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:37:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12471 62. You dumped me the day after you didn't call me all day which happened to be Thanksgiving Day. Then you moved away and NEVER got rid of the facial-hair lambchops even five years later. Now you're married to someone else and I only know this because I googled you even though I am happily married and just had the cutest baby ever on Thanksgiving Day. Am I awful?<br /><br />Oh, and reading through these addendums makes me think how each one could be a funny story. Especially 59. 62. You dumped me the day after you didn’t call me all day which happened to be Thanksgiving Day. Then you moved away and NEVER got rid of the facial-hair lambchops even five years later. Now you’re married to someone else and I only know this because I googled you even though I am happily married and just had the cutest baby ever on Thanksgiving Day. Am I awful?

Oh, and reading through these addendums makes me think how each one could be a funny story. Especially 59.

]]> By: Gleth http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12472 Gleth Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:02:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12472 58. You wanted to take me to Sizzler for prom. <br />59. You tried to throw my out-of-town friends out the night after 9/11.<br />60. You left me a tape of yourself playing the piano and singing cover songs, including "These Are A Few of My Favorite Things," and a note saying "You have not seen the last of me."<br />61. You broke my fucking heart. 58. You wanted to take me to Sizzler for prom.
59. You tried to throw my out-of-town friends out the night after 9/11.
60. You left me a tape of yourself playing the piano and singing cover songs, including “These Are A Few of My Favorite Things,” and a note saying “You have not seen the last of me.”
61. You broke my fucking heart.

]]> By: Eden Kennedy Onassis http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12473 Eden Kennedy Onassis Mon, 17 Jul 2006 20:06:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12473 Oh, there were several 6b's. I always did have a hard time making up my mind. Oh, there were several 6b’s. I always did have a hard time making up my mind.

]]> By: Maureen http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12474 Maureen Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:22:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12474 I know who #9 is. I think I know who #2 is. But do I know 6b?<br /><br />A lot of people went thru that store. Do you remember the one who looked like James Franco? Hmmmmmm. Talk about cute.<br /><br />Maureen I know who #9 is. I think I know who #2 is. But do I know 6b?

A lot of people went thru that store. Do you remember the one who looked like James Franco? Hmmmmmm. Talk about cute.

Maureen

]]> By: Nicole http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12475 Nicole Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:57:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12475 57. Because when I broke up with you you yelled, "It's your fucking fault I went to college, bitch." and now you're in law school. 57. Because when I broke up with you you yelled, “It’s your fucking fault I went to college, bitch.” and now you’re in law school.

]]> By: Kate the Great http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12476 Kate the Great Sat, 15 Jul 2006 20:34:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12476 56. Because when I asked you whether you'd rather have me weigh ten pounds less or ten pounds more, you said "ten pounds less." I weighed 103 at the time. 56. Because when I asked you whether you’d rather have me weigh ten pounds less or ten pounds more, you said “ten pounds less.” I weighed 103 at the time.

]]> By: Laurel 825 http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12477 Laurel 825 Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:16:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12477 (edit of 52: should read "shared with me". "Crabs of '84" causing typos)<br /><br />55. Jack's very attractive. Well done. (edit of 52: should read “shared with me”. “Crabs of ’84″ causing typos)

55. Jack’s very attractive. Well done.

]]> By: Laurel 825 http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12478 Laurel 825 Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:08:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12478 52. Because you shared with your your stepsister's "soft shells". Thanks. A lot. <br /><br />53. Because your habit of shoplifting was cute and disturbing (but thanks for the Queen tee shirt)...and you ended up in prison. You're dead now and I think of you intensely, and with intent, at times. I should have kissed you that afternoon. <br /><br />54. Because you called 6 months too late and other trains were already rolling and I didn't want to hop rails. I still think of you, 22 years later. 52. Because you shared with your your stepsister’s “soft shells”. Thanks. A lot.

53. Because your habit of shoplifting was cute and disturbing (but thanks for the Queen tee shirt)…and you ended up in prison. You’re dead now and I think of you intensely, and with intent, at times. I should have kissed you that afternoon.

54. Because you called 6 months too late and other trains were already rolling and I didn’t want to hop rails. I still think of you, 22 years later.

]]> By: palinode http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12479 palinode Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:09:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12479 Because your penis was a vagina.<br /><br />If I had a nickel for every time I had to tell someone that... I'd be broke, but now I'm going to pester my wife with that line until she throws something at me.<br /><br />51. Because you didn't really like me, even though we moved in together and got engaged and everything. You were just in it for the sex and the company. It turned out I didn't like you in that way either. Because your penis was a vagina.

If I had a nickel for every time I had to tell someone that… I’d be broke, but now I’m going to pester my wife with that line until she throws something at me.

51. Because you didn’t really like me, even though we moved in together and got engaged and everything. You were just in it for the sex and the company. It turned out I didn’t like you in that way either.

]]> By: Another Anna http://www.fussy.org/2006/07/ten-reasons-why-i-didnt-marry-you-instead-of-jack.html#comment-12480 Another Anna Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:27:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=599#comment-12480 50. Because on our second date, you said breathlessly, "Let's grow old together!" 50. Because on our second date, you said breathlessly, “Let’s grow old together!”

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