Flick Your Bean, Stop the War Machine

Masturbate for Peace.

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24 Responses to Flick Your Bean, Stop the War Machine

  1. B says:

    “Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.”

    That almost made me pee my pants, but. . .

    “War is heinous, thumb your anus.”

    That’s just plain icky.

  2. Birdsword says:

    I almost peed my pants w/ these! thanks for the laugh

  3. anne nahm says:

    Uhhhmmm… What do you think that soldier’s drinking?

    Maybe he’s protesting something that rhymes with ‘Ookie cookie’

  4. cw says:

    I should be able to save most of the Middle East by early Friday afternoon. YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD!

  5. Kimblahg says:

    well, okay if you say so.

  6. Miriam says:

    So what exactly were the web search words that led to… Oh, nevermind.

    I don’t like his teeth; he’s missing an upper lip. As poster-boy for this particular cause, he fails to… inspire me.

  7. Tracy says:

    Your KILLING me here…. LMFAO

  8. peevish says:

    It is nice to have a really noble reason for doing it.

  9. Trasi says:

    Where the f*$& did you FIND this?

  10. ~moe~ says:

    He looks like someone I know! Egads!

  11. Table4Five says:

    One of the posters is “stoke your bifkin”. The HELL? Is it a misspelling of “stroke”? And is bifkin a male or female slang term? How are we supposed to masturbate for peace if we don’t understand the slang? How?

  12. Churlita says:

    Now here’s a cause I can finally get behind.

    Rallying in the streets to end the war? What’s in it for me?

  13. “Flog your dong, not the Vietcong.”

    No wait, wrong war.

  14. Um, where do I sign up?

    C’mon, Hitachi! Let’s protest!

  15. The Q says:

    Imagine my panic when I arrived at Fussy today while at work, and within the boss’ line of sight!

  16. Edgy Mama says:

    Hurrah!

  17. Ginger says:

    I’m willing to do my part!

  18. Burning Jim says:

    I appreciate your public service efforts–does this fulfill a requirement of the FCC? Perhaps if we all get together we can stop this crazy war.

  19. Oh god, if my 10 year old daughter didn’t read my blog, I’d so totally swipe that. Very funny. :)

  20. Big Orange says:

    I’m joining. To think all the time (and reproductive fluids) I’ve wasted!!

  21. Roonie says:

    No arguments here!