Nonetheless, I too love the smell of bacon. Kids are great. And ms. karen is right. Girls don't talk like this, and boys are hilarious! You've got a gem. :)
oh i'm glad he doesn't. bacon makes me nauseous. well. the cooking smell of bacon makes me nauseous. the already cooked bacon does not. so depending which he meant....
Man, I would love to smell like bacon. Then I could steal other peoples' dogs. "Really, they just followed me home." Not that I would keep other peoples pets, but maybe just borrow them for an hour or two. I really want a dog :(
Come to think of it, I had a professor in college who smelled like sausage, which was puzzling since he often mentioned being a vegan. Then one day he also mentioned that he takes tons of garlic to ward off colds. I had my "AHA!" moment.
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me too, Jackson. me too.
Hahaha!
This is the kind of thing you'd miss if you had a girl.
Boys are hilarious.
Bacon is one of the few arguments left for intelligent design....how could something that perfect, that miraculous possibly come about by accident?
One of my kids smells like maple syrup, we all we need is a pancake kid and an egg kid and we would have the lumberjack special.
i wish i smelled like bacon, and new tires.
I always thought hippies smelled like bacon.
Hippies smell like cumin.
Uh, hippies smell like patchouli.
Nonetheless, I too love the smell of bacon. Kids are great. And ms. karen is right. Girls don't talk like this, and boys are hilarious! You've got a gem. :)
Aw yeah.
And I always wished I smelled like violets. Clearly, this is where I went wrong.
I have a friend who once kept a list of why bacon was so amazing. I guess Jackson was a subscriber.
I want someone to make bacon scented air freshener :)
someone does make a bacon air freshener -- Archie McPhee: http://www.mcphee.com/items/11076.html
Me too.
Actually, a whole slew of bacon related items. My boys are receiving the "what would bacon do?" folders for Christmas
What is it with boys and bacon?
http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html
My kid actually said the same exact friggin' thing to me about a year ago.
My response?
"We can arrange that."
Hippies smell like b.o. (onions cooking) and patchouli. K
oh i'm glad he doesn't. bacon makes me nauseous. well. the cooking smell of bacon makes me nauseous. the already cooked bacon does not. so depending which he meant....
Man, I would love to smell like bacon. Then I could steal other peoples' dogs. "Really, they just followed me home." Not that I would keep other peoples pets, but maybe just borrow them for an hour or two. I really want a dog :(
Come to think of it, I had a professor in college who smelled like sausage, which was puzzling since he often mentioned being a vegan. Then one day he also mentioned that he takes tons of garlic to ward off colds. I had my "AHA!" moment.
Mmmmmmmmmm, baaaacon.
zombies : brains :: me : bacon
he wouldn't be able to stop biting his nails, though.
Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Pinky: How to make a pencil eraser that tastes like bacon?
Hmmm...I think he's onto something there. What kid wouldn't! want to smell like bacon? Bacon KidSpray. Fun for everyone! You know, if you like bacon!
If anyone can someone smell like Bacon on purpose, its this place:
http://demeterfragrance.com/
That site is AWESOME, thanks for the tip.
Who doesn't want to smell like bacon, really? Smart boy.
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