Monday, December 18, 2006

Said Jackson in the lounge of the Radisson LAX as he sipped a Shirley Temple

"I wish I smelled like bacon."
*sigh*

28 Comments:

Blogger Ashley said...

me too, Jackson. me too.

December 18, 2006 9:11 AM  
Blogger SparklieSunShine said...

Hahaha!

December 18, 2006 9:26 AM  
Blogger Ms. Karen said...

This is the kind of thing you'd miss if you had a girl.

Boys are hilarious.

December 18, 2006 9:41 AM  
Blogger sasha said...

Bacon is one of the few arguments left for intelligent design....how could something that perfect, that miraculous possibly come about by accident?

December 18, 2006 9:47 AM  
Blogger clickmom said...

One of my kids smells like maple syrup, we all we need is a pancake kid and an egg kid and we would have the lumberjack special.

December 18, 2006 9:50 AM  
Blogger Kirsten said...

i wish i smelled like bacon, and new tires.

December 18, 2006 10:02 AM  
Blogger GraceD said...

I always thought hippies smelled like bacon.

December 18, 2006 10:40 AM  
Blogger Vikki said...

Hippies smell like cumin.

December 18, 2006 11:32 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Uh, hippies smell like patchouli.

Nonetheless, I too love the smell of bacon. Kids are great. And ms. karen is right. Girls don't talk like this, and boys are hilarious! You've got a gem. :)

December 18, 2006 12:12 PM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Aw yeah.

December 18, 2006 1:15 PM  
Blogger Maya said...

And I always wished I smelled like violets. Clearly, this is where I went wrong.

December 18, 2006 1:20 PM  
Blogger Karianna said...

I have a friend who once kept a list of why bacon was so amazing. I guess Jackson was a subscriber.

December 18, 2006 1:28 PM  
Blogger Jack's Raging Mommy said...

I want someone to make bacon scented air freshener :)

December 18, 2006 2:56 PM  
Blogger g said...

someone does make a bacon air freshener -- Archie McPhee: http://www.mcphee.com/items/11076.html

December 18, 2006 3:56 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

Me too.

December 18, 2006 4:10 PM  
Blogger quirky said...

Actually, a whole slew of bacon related items. My boys are receiving the "what would bacon do?" folders for Christmas

What is it with boys and bacon?


http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html

December 18, 2006 4:35 PM  
Blogger TheAmpuT said...

My kid actually said the same exact friggin' thing to me about a year ago.

My response?

"We can arrange that."

December 18, 2006 5:28 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

Hippies smell like b.o. (onions cooking) and patchouli. K

December 18, 2006 5:38 PM  
Blogger honestyrain said...

oh i'm glad he doesn't. bacon makes me nauseous. well. the cooking smell of bacon makes me nauseous. the already cooked bacon does not. so depending which he meant....

December 18, 2006 6:37 PM  
Blogger Teacher Anonymous said...

Man, I would love to smell like bacon. Then I could steal other peoples' dogs. "Really, they just followed me home." Not that I would keep other peoples pets, but maybe just borrow them for an hour or two. I really want a dog :(

December 18, 2006 7:11 PM  
Blogger clickmom said...

Come to think of it, I had a professor in college who smelled like sausage, which was puzzling since he often mentioned being a vegan. Then one day he also mentioned that he takes tons of garlic to ward off colds. I had my "AHA!" moment.

December 18, 2006 7:30 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Mmmmmmmmmm, baaaacon.

zombies : brains :: me : bacon

December 18, 2006 11:03 PM  
Blogger mad muthas said...

he wouldn't be able to stop biting his nails, though.

December 19, 2006 9:17 AM  
Blogger somewhere joe said...

Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Pinky: How to make a pencil eraser that tastes like bacon?

December 19, 2006 2:06 PM  
Blogger kerri said...

Hmmm...I think he's onto something there. What kid wouldn't! want to smell like bacon? Bacon KidSpray. Fun for everyone! You know, if you like bacon!

December 19, 2006 9:56 PM  
Blogger chollyson said...

If anyone can someone smell like Bacon on purpose, its this place:

http://demeterfragrance.com/

December 21, 2006 10:21 AM  
Blogger Formerly Mrs. Kennedy said...

That site is AWESOME, thanks for the tip.

December 21, 2006 10:29 AM  
Blogger B.E.C.K. said...

Who doesn't want to smell like bacon, really? Smart boy.

December 22, 2006 4:06 AM  

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