Comments on: Dear Downstairs Neighbor; http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:48:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: helen http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9820 helen Tue, 22 May 2007 06:06:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9820 I have read your blog carefully and like it a lot! We have the same opnion! Could you check my blog at: www.muslimfriends.com/i/free to check my blog title: helenwang`s blog"? May be we can talk further and be friends. I have read your blog carefully and like it a lot! We have the same opnion! Could you check my blog at: http://www.muslimfriends.com/i/free to check my blog title: helenwang`s blog”? May be we can talk further and be friends.

]]> By: MrsJennaHatfield http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9821 MrsJennaHatfield Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:00:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9821 Oh, upstairs downstairs neighbor wars of fun! Prior to buying our home, our upstairs neighbors would have loud, raucous sex (college students... do you remember the days?), multiple times per day, to the song "Dotcha (Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me." The best part? They didn't move in until January 1st of that year, when our son was not quite two months old and, thus, not sleeping through the night.<br /><br />The song, to this day, makes me twitch.<br /><br />That said, now our neighbors across the street (diagonally) hate us for some unknown reason. That's okay, because the kids next door sell girl scout cookies and think my baby is cute. They win. Oh, upstairs downstairs neighbor wars of fun! Prior to buying our home, our upstairs neighbors would have loud, raucous sex (college students… do you remember the days?), multiple times per day, to the song “Dotcha (Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me.” The best part? They didn’t move in until January 1st of that year, when our son was not quite two months old and, thus, not sleeping through the night.

The song, to this day, makes me twitch.

That said, now our neighbors across the street (diagonally) hate us for some unknown reason. That’s okay, because the kids next door sell girl scout cookies and think my baby is cute. They win.

]]> By: superblondgirl http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9822 superblondgirl Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:56:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9822 Our neighbors hate us, too. They glare at us every time we walk by. Well, the woman does, anyway. Apparently we make noise at all hours of the day and night. Because I'm supposed to levitate upstairs when I get home from work at night. Or we're supposed to muzzle and pad the Boyo at all times. Very un-PC-ly, we call them the Angry Chinamen. I think they might actually be not Chinese, but for some reason that name has stuck. Our neighbors hate us, too. They glare at us every time we walk by. Well, the woman does, anyway. Apparently we make noise at all hours of the day and night. Because I’m supposed to levitate upstairs when I get home from work at night. Or we’re supposed to muzzle and pad the Boyo at all times. Very un-PC-ly, we call them the Angry Chinamen. I think they might actually be not Chinese, but for some reason that name has stuck.

]]> By: Kevin Charnas http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9823 Kevin Charnas Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:58:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9823 She wasn't real pleased yesterday when she came around the corner and saw me pulling a REALLY long piece of grass out of the dog's ass.<br /><br />Less so when she saw me taste it. She wasn’t real pleased yesterday when she came around the corner and saw me pulling a REALLY long piece of grass out of the dog’s ass.

Less so when she saw me taste it.

]]> By: saraarts http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9824 saraarts Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:11:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9824 Yes! Identical cousins! I <i>knew</i> that could happen! And it's way less icky than the twins fantasy most men have because, you know, no incest.<br /><br />You can be the wacky snooping neighbor. See if you can get DNA samples from the hairbrushes. Yes! Identical cousins! I knew that could happen! And it’s way less icky than the twins fantasy most men have because, you know, no incest.

You can be the wacky snooping neighbor. See if you can get DNA samples from the hairbrushes.

]]> By: peevish http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9825 peevish Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:53:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9825 You know, looking at this photo of the brain in a jar makes me wish I could open up my head just to scratch my brain, like that mad scientist in The Nightmare Before Christmas.<br /><br />Or maybe I need to call Dr. Bombay. You know, looking at this photo of the brain in a jar makes me wish I could open up my head just to scratch my brain, like that mad scientist in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Or maybe I need to call Dr. Bombay.

]]> By: Lotta http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9826 Lotta Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:42:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9826 Maybe she got some bad botox? Maybe she got some bad botox?

]]> By: nancypearlwannabe http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9827 nancypearlwannabe Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:30:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9827 I think it's funny that you even know your neighbors. The most I know about anyone who lives within a five-house radius of me is that the two ladies that live next door had a screaming fight at 2 a.m. a few months back, yelling things like "Who bought you cigarettes when you were pregnant? And this is how you repay me?!" I think it’s funny that you even know your neighbors. The most I know about anyone who lives within a five-house radius of me is that the two ladies that live next door had a screaming fight at 2 a.m. a few months back, yelling things like “Who bought you cigarettes when you were pregnant? And this is how you repay me?!”

]]> By: Sarcastica http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9828 Sarcastica Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:04:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9828 I was just browsing through blogs and I have to say that I love your blog!!! I was just browsing through blogs and I have to say that I love your blog!!!

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.fussy.org/2007/03/dear-downstairs-neighbor.html#comment-9829 Jennifer Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:06:00 +0000 http://www.fussy.org/wordpress/?p=544#comment-9829 Love your blog... can't wait to see what will happen next in your crazy world! Love your blog… can’t wait to see what will happen next in your crazy world!

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