Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Don't even get me started on what I'm going to do to the broccoli

I am at this very moment attempting to roast a dozen sliced baby red potatoes in a hot pan full of the rosemary-infused chicken fat that dripped out of the bird I just pulled out of the oven.

FEAR MY CULINARY INGENUITY.

22 Comments:

Blogger Miriam said...

It... could... work.

September 11, 2007 3:46 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Sounds divine!

September 11, 2007 3:50 PM  
Blogger jenB said...

i fear my cholesterol levels! I am sure my doc would recommend steaming them, using no fat on them, no salt, and perhaps some mrs. dash. fuck him, I am coming over.

September 11, 2007 3:58 PM  
Blogger Eden Kennedy Onassis said...

Oh, hell, cholesterol. How about if I blot them with paper towels?

September 11, 2007 4:07 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

"Damn the cholesterol. Full speed ahead!"
-- Admiral Filledgut

September 11, 2007 5:03 PM  
Blogger cutelikeliz said...

Seriously, can I come over for dinner?

September 11, 2007 5:17 PM  
Blogger SUEB0B said...

The fat actually helps lower the glycemic index, so the potatoes don't mess with your blood sugar as bad. You are doing a GOOD thing.

September 11, 2007 5:38 PM  
Blogger /\ said...

well, you know, as long as they're not transfats, which are fats that self-identify as carbohydrates. and that is totally their right, and we shouldn't go around eating them because of it. i make an exception for the transfats in mayonnaise, of course, because when you mix it with a bit of tabasco, it makes a spicy cross dressing, although I'm sure by now you are saturated with recipes.

September 11, 2007 5:56 PM  
Blogger Eden Kennedy Onassis said...

OMG Jack came home and put BACON in them. I guess I better fire up the defibrillator.

September 11, 2007 6:20 PM  
Blogger supa said...

I would like to get you started on what you're going to do to the broccoli, actually.

September 11, 2007 7:59 PM  
Blogger Bob said...

next time, put the chicken on top of the potatoes and roast them both at the same time. the bird automatically bastes the potatoes as the fat renders.

September 11, 2007 8:55 PM  
Blogger Antonia said...

And you didn't cut your finger? Good going.

I'm really hungry now.

September 12, 2007 9:00 AM  
Blogger SusieJ said...

It should taste great. I love the fat.

September 12, 2007 3:28 PM  
Blogger B.E.C.K. said...

What time do you want us?

September 12, 2007 9:33 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Excellent -- sounds yummy!!!!

September 12, 2007 10:31 PM  
Blogger linda-sands.com said...

It's Thursday. No afterword re: meal... I'm worried you might be in the hospital -- or getting colonics for couples??

September 13, 2007 6:15 AM  
Blogger peevish said...

Can I suck the paper towels?

I mean, May I suck the paper towels?

September 13, 2007 9:01 AM  
Blogger BOSSY said...

Why didn't someone tell Bossy it was Thanksgiving?

September 13, 2007 10:35 AM  
Blogger Dana said...

She's choppin' broccoli/Choppin' broccoli/A-choppin' broccoli ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA1m57X3Xok

September 13, 2007 1:33 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

chickens don't have much fat, much less get infused with anything more than an occasional heat probe - i recommend roasting with olive oil since it's a better flavor, pork fat and beef fat are the only two carnivore fats that are worth flavor profiling. Bird fat is a bit just greasy! Duck fat is lame. Stick to four legged fats only or use the vegiee types for roasting well vegtables....

technically speaking, my cordon blu hat now, anything leftover in the pan is really named drippings or au jus since the fat is not really seperated from the other liquids

you can toss your already roasted spuds into the pan after you have cooked them al dente i suggest, but really keep the bird juice for throwing on the peasants as they storm the gates, have a vat to toss this stuff out!

thanks for listening

mike morsel

September 14, 2007 8:32 AM  
Blogger Eden Kennedy Onassis said...

Thank you, Mike! I had originally doused the chicken in olive oil, to keep the skin from drying out, so I think there was also plenty of oil mixed in with the drippings. I think the solution is probably just to roast the potatoes in olive oil and at some point during the cooking baste them with a little of the chicken fat, as it makes them extra crispy and wonderful.

September 14, 2007 10:09 AM  
Blogger CarmenVj said...

OMG. What a great dish. It think I would make this for my Sunday dinner. Yummy.

September 15, 2007 11:30 AM  

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