Cookie and Peanut
Cookie gets so excited sometimes when she sees Peanut walking by that she gets into doggie play posture.
Peanut: Do you have any day-old bananas I could eat?
Cookie: No, I want to play with you.
Peanut: Nothing doing, sport. I’m going to go hide under the couch now.
Cookie: Okay, well, I guess I’ll just go sit by the front door and wish that someone would buy me a kitten.