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Name: Eden Kennedy Onassis

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Thursday, November 22, 2007

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A Little Pregnant
Just to be safe, I am keeping him quarantined in a refrigerator box.

A Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down
Sticking it in a scone with jam works for us.

Ali Blah Blah
My feathery top was a pale rejoinder.

Amalah
The queen of everything.

Badger Meets World
Sometimes Evil drives a minivan. And sometimes Evil is too drunk to drive.

Belgianwaffle
The tortoises are going Mexican wrestling!

The Bloggess
Okay, I just set fire to the house but it was on accident.

Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before
Hey how are you it's eight o clock in the morning and I'm drinking a beer.

Bossy
Keeping it real. Real silly.

breed 'em and weep
I'm just taking dictation from my brain, don't kill the messenger.

Byrneunit
You dirty bitch, I guess I'll ride you 'til you're done.

City of Bigness
My left side is hot; my right side is not.

Dad Gone Mad
This is your brain on fatherhood.

Defective Yeti
Yes, but in a good way.

The Domesticated Shithead
I am a controversial motherfucker.

Dooce
Can't. Break. Free. Of. Her. Tractor. Beam.

Extended Cake Mix
Isn't that the best? I'm so happy!

Finslippy
I enjoy inventing my own baffling non-stereotypes.

Fluid Pudding
It's a total goat rodeo over here.

Geese Aplenty
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

Heather Champ
I am not a delicate flower.

Helen Jane
Twas a rooty hoot hoot.

Hi! Monkey!
Monkey! Is! The! Best!

Hillbilly, Please
The recreational equivalent of freemasonry.

Julia
I am also extraordinarily gifted with a butter knife.

Knotty Yarn
I hate having to stab people, but sometimes you just have to.

La Coquette
I wish I had invented the swizzle stick.

Laid-Off Dad
His head explodes, that's what.

Mandajuice
Because you can never talk too much about boobs.

Meno's Blog
When being brutally honest, you should make sure that you are enjoying the honesty more than the brutality.

Mighty Girl
Useful and decorative.

Mimi Smartypants
is not progressing in an orderly fashion.

The Modernity Ward
Now with both hands and a flashlight!

Mom 101
I don't know what I'm doing either.

Old Hag
When we sell the next book, we'll upgrade to Safeway brie and boxed wine.

Out of Character
L-A-Z-... ah, to hell with it. "Laz" is close enough. I'm beat.

Paper Napkin
All the news that's fit to wrap your gum in.

Pretty Crabby
Seriously. Don't rule anything out.

Que Sera Sera
I mean, she knew exactly where I'd dumped the body and everything!

The Sartorialist
This is grace, this is dignity, this is real style.

Smitten Kitchen
The opposite of suffering.

State of Grace
Now, what would you like to hear about first?

Suburban Bliss
Wearing a six-month-old on your chest like a tumor.

Whoopee
Next time I need a pseudonym, I am going to be Mimsy Borogoves.

Witt and Wisdom
Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten-speed.