Here is a picture of a tortoise eating a banana, just in case you wanted to see that.
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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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closeup of the biting, please! Too precious
I had no idea how much I wanted to see that until just now.
Oh my god, I so wanted to see that.
I did, indeed, want to see that, and thank you.
My three-year-old is giggling his ass off. He very much wanted to see that–he had no idea just how much.
I definitely wanted to see that.