Friday, December 07, 2007

HOLY SHIT

I was going to make this into a Required Reading sidebar link, but it's just too good.

Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model


"Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?"
From Miss Poppy, whose motto is, "What a trend we have in Jesus!"

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24 Comments:

Blogger s.lierk said...

THIS IS FREAKING UNREAL. MY MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN.

I think every stocking needs one of these inside. And every gift wrapped with one hanging right next to the tag.

December 07, 2007 11:44 AM  
Blogger Melanie said...

I like that it is also available in "brown." You know, to be inclusive and everything.

December 07, 2007 11:50 AM  
Blogger Jules said...

This is beyond creepy. Who doesn't want an entire tree filled with these? HOW FESTIVE!
Jules
House of Jules

December 07, 2007 11:54 AM  
Blogger Eden Kennedy Onassis said...

Seriously, I was so appalled at first that it took me about five minutes to realize it was a joke.

December 07, 2007 11:56 AM  
Blogger The Hotfessional said...

ack, ack, ack! Oh mah fuckin' hell. I'm officially going into the fetal position now. And possibly moving to Europe.

December 07, 2007 12:48 PM  
Blogger Molly said...

I just don't know what to say. Except, I think I now know what to get for my Catholic conservative Republican in-laws for Christmas.

December 07, 2007 1:09 PM  
Blogger Psychomom said...

That's what happened to the Baby Jesus that is missing from my Nativity set.

What else will Baby Jesus Do?

December 07, 2007 1:33 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

You say creepy I say AMAZING!

I'm supposed to write about baby's first Christmas ornaments. I'm totally putting this in it.

December 07, 2007 2:26 PM  
Blogger meno said...

Nothing says Christmas like a fetus with an uzi.

December 07, 2007 2:52 PM  
Blogger sac said...

This is pretty brilliant. As well as her motto. Of course, this gift should be called "Unborn Christian Soldier."

Everybody! "Un-born Christ-ian so-oldier..."

December 07, 2007 3:15 PM  
Blogger peevish said...

That is fucking hilarious. I'd love to hang it on the front of my tree, just at eye level for my MIL.

December 07, 2007 4:02 PM  
Blogger jagosaurus said...

Har.

here's also a "rubber training snake" for all the novice snake handlers out there.

December 07, 2007 4:22 PM  
Blogger Lin said...

It brings back happy memories of being a clinic escort for Naral during that summer when when the Baby Jesus's biggest fans, those kind-hearted Missionaries to the Preborn, would scream at me (spittle flying) and thrust similar pictures of a more colorful pre-born (their words not mine) in my face.

I'd love nothing more than a keepsake ornament to remind me of that joyful summer of 1991 in Milwaukee, WI.

December 07, 2007 10:32 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

I'm so appalled that I'm still sitting here, mouth agape, trying to bend my mind around the idea that this is, in any way at all, amusing. I guess I need some lessons in satire. I did get a small chuckle from a comment on the Poppy site that called it a "Fetal Attraction".

There. I've officially commented on a blog entry for the first time ever. You win! :)

December 08, 2007 4:50 AM  
Blogger Meegan said...

This is the creepiest, most fucked-up thing I've ever seen. I'm just, well, I guess I'm speechless. Wow.

December 08, 2007 5:50 AM  
Blogger Torrie said...

WOW. Just WOW.

December 09, 2007 6:28 AM  
Blogger Sparkliesunshine said...

Creepy, offensive and yet hilarious.

December 09, 2007 10:23 AM  
Blogger HeyJoe said...

Amazingly tasteful!! And tasty. Mmmm, fetuses.

December 09, 2007 2:44 PM  
Blogger Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

We live in a sceery world, peeps.

December 09, 2007 9:29 PM  
Blogger Ceece said...

ugggh. This is so gross on so many levels. My husband is an officer in the national guard and would agree with me!

December 10, 2007 11:23 AM  
Blogger the mommy said...

Oh. My. God.

December 11, 2007 5:23 AM  
Blogger pippa said...

And to think... they let these people vote.

December 11, 2007 7:21 AM  
Blogger The Fat Housewife said...

Or what if that fetus in you grows up to wipe out half a family at a worship center. This message approved by the NRA.

December 11, 2007 11:13 AM  
Blogger Caroline said...

Wow. Just... wow.

December 12, 2007 12:46 PM  

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