Me: “I’m thinking of getting new license plates.”
Jack: “How come?”
Me: “2FUSSY. Too fussy. It’s kind of negative.”
Jack: “Defeatist.”
Me: “So I’m thinking, YOGABNS!”
Jack: “Ah.”
Me: “Or I know, YOGABNZ!”
Jack: “Right. And people will be driving down the road and thinking, Yoga buns? That woman sure is proud of her ass.”
Me: “Oh, goddamnit.”
Hey, at least he pointed it out to you now instead of after you put the plates on…. though I say you go for it anyway and TELL people it’s short for YOGABUNS. Good times.
Jules
House of Jules
*chortle*
Why be modest? Go for it!
And what’s wrong with being proud of your ass? If those are the plates you want, you should have them.
I’m with Jack. Defeatist.
Sadly, I’d be the one behind you thinking, “Is the other car a Benz?”
(And my husband would be the one sitting next to me thinking about your ass, because he was born like that.)
hahahha I was all yoga buns? What’s yoga buns? Then it realized what you were getting at.. it’s better then what my college roommates mom did to her… she bought an old police car at an auction and her mom went to go get a plate for it and decided the world should know it was an old police car but everything mildly clever or obvious was taken so she drives up to our apartment and when C walked around the back of the car she fell down laughing… her mom had it plated as P CAR
One of my friends from high school became a big Dave Matthews Band fan in college. So much so that she needed vanity plates to show her love.
The first time I saw her after college, her plates said, “DMBFAN.” And we were all, “Dumb fan?” So she changed them to the name of her favorite song, “Seek up,” only she did it in license-plate l33t speak: CKUP. Apparently she got a lot of “Yeaaah c-cups!!” cat calls. I forget what she changed it to after that. We kinda lost touch. I never much liked Dave Matthews Band.
I still am not sure what you were going for with YOGABNZ. I never ever can figure out vanity plates… Any help?
If I had yogabnz I would put it on just about anything I could.
I know! I know! FSSYBNZ!!! Huh? Yeah?
How about, you know, blogfussy? Then think of all that free PR on the freeway (not that any is needed, but still).
Maybe that’s too many letters. I’m out of touch with the vanity plate deal, here in New Mexico. We’re just happy people have plates at all. : )