heh. That reminds me of my favorite line from Buffy: "Does this sweater make me look fat?" - No, you look fat because you are fat. As a, uhm, non-skinny person, that cracked my shit up.
I have that one too! And I think about it all the time--I thought about like twice yesterday. I miss it when I go to work. It's the best fridge magnet that ever was.
And on that note, I bought the dang thing in Austin last year at Tesoros, next to Las Manitas. It was the only one on the rack. I went back to get another one this year, but they were out of it.
We have that series of magnets over here too. My favourite is the picture of an elegantly dressed lady reclining on a chaise longue that says "Queen of Fucking Everything".
Reminding me of the time I went to get some pants hemmed and the seamstress looks at me in my pants and says "next time you get different pant, this one make you look fat, smaller leg better" I had two thoughts 1) They make me look fat because I am fat thank you very much. (I'd rather be fat in style, than fat out of style.) and 2) Now I know why it's only $5 to get hems there.
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heh. That reminds me of my favorite line from Buffy: "Does this sweater make me look fat?" - No, you look fat because you are fat. As a, uhm, non-skinny person, that cracked my shit up.
That is too funny!
I'm of the school that you should never ask a question you don't REALLY want the answer to, so I think that is hilarious!
Jules
House of Jules
ha!
I have that one too! And I think about it all the time--I thought about like twice yesterday. I miss it when I go to work. It's the best fridge magnet that ever was.
And on that note, I bought the dang thing in Austin last year at Tesoros, next to Las Manitas. It was the only one on the rack. I went back to get another one this year, but they were out of it.
I WANT THAT! It's perfect.
We have that series of magnets over here too. My favourite is the picture of an elegantly dressed lady reclining on a chaise longue that says "Queen of Fucking Everything".
Reminding me of the time I went to get some pants hemmed and the seamstress looks at me in my pants and says "next time you get different pant, this one make you look fat, smaller leg better" I had two thoughts 1) They make me look fat because I am fat thank you very much. (I'd rather be fat in style, than fat out of style.) and 2) Now I know why it's only $5 to get hems there.
Here I always thought it was my fat belly and big hips that made my ass look fat, but maybe it's my fat ass.
I gots to git me one of those.
I LOVE THOSE MAGNETS. They sell them at a comic book shop back home in Kentucky. My dad got one with a father and son (same retro style).
Father: "What are you doing son?"
Son: (holding a pail up) "It's raining men and I got me a big 'ol bucket!"
My favourite is the one that says "maybe thre is no PMS and this is my real personality"
Hey, I have that magnet too, and my name is Jennifer.
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