May I Take Your Order?

Jackson: I DON’T WANT TOAST, NOOOOO! No! No! No! No! No!

Me: You know what? Whining isn’t really the best way to get what you want in life.

Jackson: It isn’t?

Me: No.

Jackson: I’m so confused.

Me: Uh . . .

Jackson: And normally it’s very difficult to confuse me.

Me: . . .

Jackson: So thanks for clearing that up, Mom!

Me: Ohmygod, before I shoot myself I just want to know what to make you for breakfast.

Jackson: I’ll have some cereal, please.

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12 Responses to May I Take Your Order?

  1. Sarah says:

    I wish I had given Celeste your response last night when we had the “nothing for dinner
    okay I’ll have peanutbutter
    no not on toast I want it on a spoon
    no I want it on toast”
    conversation.

  2. Eva says:

    When I give my 2-year old that response, he just escalates the whining to Level Orange.

  3. Momo Fali says:

    Just for one day I want to walk around whining and tattling like my kids do. Though, I’m pretty sure I’d get slapped…a lot.

  4. stewbie2 says:

    I’m pretty sure that Jackson and my oldest daughter, Jenna, are somehow related…

  5. At our place, that runs something like this:
    Fizzy: Uh uh uh! Juice! More! Juice! Waaaaaahhh! No! No juice! Waaah! Do away, Mummy!
    Me: (sternly) What’s the rule about whining, Fizzy? Can you remember?
    Fizzy: (shaking her head) No whining! No whining!
    Me: Good. So what do we say?
    Fizzy: More juice please, Mummy?
    Me: Good girl! Nice use of words. But sorry, you’ve had enough juice today.
    Fizzy: Waaaahh! Uh uh uh! Some juice! More! Juice!

  6. Jessi Louise says:

    My youngest goes for the excessively sweet approach, but my oldest is all about the whining. The whining never works, unless his goal is to make me feel like a part of my brain is dying, in that case it works great.

  7. Kristi says:

    I so feel your pain.

  8. honestyrain says:

    my husband is in charge of feeding the children breakfast. i am laying in bed gathering my thoughts and feeling really glad that i am not part of the drama. i get the drama for the rest of the day. who am i to keep him from his share?

  9. beachmom says:

    Thanks for making me smile this afternoon … I am SOOOOOOO there with my two oldest!

  10. tuckova says:

    At least in my experience, this stage (the do.not.want whining) passes. I strongarmed it down by playing “I give you a limited number of options and you pick one and if you don’t then you go hungry, rubber biscuit”; it worked on the rejection and the whining.

    Course, 11 is a whole new set of problems. But at least the whining stopped. Also, he makes his own breakfast now.

  11. HeyJoe says:

    hee hee. He’s kind of a smart-ass.

  12. sherryberry says:

    At least he said please….you’ve done well.