I can't make shit like this up folks, I'm not that clever.
So, what does this look like to you.
Because to me it looks like, over the course of several weeks, my dog, Peewee, has burned the word oui into the grass outside our condo. Peewee peed a "oui." Or, in other words: Pee? Oui!
I'll be sure to let you know when I find the Virgin Mary burned into my french toast.
Because to me it looks like, over the course of several weeks, my dog, Peewee, has burned the word oui into the grass outside our condo. Peewee peed a "oui." Or, in other words: Pee? Oui!
I'll be sure to let you know when I find the Virgin Mary burned into my french toast.
51 Comments:
How amazing will it be when she pees "Où est la salle de bain?" on the other side of the sidewalk?!
I see she's just dotting the i for you now.
Oui oui!
PeeWee's a french bulldog, right?! Love it...
Jules
House of Jules
Oui oui oui, all the way home!
Just to clarify and certainly not to take anything away from these lovely comments, but Peewee is (a) male, and (b) an English bulldog.
Talent and international flair! Some dogs have it all...
You should cut out your sod and sell it on ebay. I'm sure someone will buy it. Tell Peewee to pee a Jesus, he really sells.
What are those pink things on the letter "I"? Does PeeWee also poop out flower petals? Ah, la vie en rose!
that is freaking brill!
I believe Peewee was actually peeing "Louis" but started the "L" on the walk and hasn't finished the "S" yet. Clearly that is the name that Peewee prefers.
It's the most hillarious thing I've seen in a long time. I almost fell of m chair.
um...you know you have to change the spelling of pee oui's name now on his papers. get it right mom! seriously.
It really does! That is one smart dog you have there.
Actually, I'm more impressed that he can apparently urinate pink flower petals. Wedding rental anyone?
this is hilarious! oui out peewee! :D
oops meant oui oui peewee. i need a nap! :)
Get that dog an agent! You can start selling his services, who wouldn't want to burn their message of love into their lovers lawn?
That kind of rocks. Granted it's puppy pee, but it's TALENTED puppy pee.
Hilarious!
And, not to be a buzzkill or anything, but a couple of brewer's yeast tablets in the food every day may end the grass burning (worked like a charm for friends with a giant lawn). But, I'd completely understand if you wanted to see what he pees next!
I thought it said "d.u.i."
If you're feeling urgently in need of that sort of cosmic validation, you can get Virgin Mary stamp-press thingies for your slices of bread, ensuring a bona-fide miracle emerging out of the toaster every time. www.iwantoneofthose.com/holy-toast-set-of-2/index.html
in my house we say the dogs 'go for wees' when they get taken out to pee, so i say peewee was just saying what he was doing and misspelled it.
He spells better than most dogs.
At first I thought...maybe he set up a user interface? Or a urinary intervention? But the "O" does change things. Who knew?
Actually, this image looks a lot like the "OUI" series of advertisements for the French dairy collective Candia. These have been all over the Paris métro until very recently, when the summer sales displaced them. Here is a slide show of all four advertisements.
SEB, that's an amazing coincidence, thanks for the link.
Thank you for the laugh! That put the cherry on my 4th of July sundae. I hope you had a rockin' holiday with your insanely clever dog.
you are either one talented photoshop 'whiz' or that dog is a keeper. see if you can get some lottery numbers out of that dog!!
Photoshop whiz? I think clearly any whizzing has been done by Peewee himself.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
I can't wait to see what he can do in snow.
priceless!
peewee made a oui! How goddamn funny!
That is so insanely hilarious! (PS - I had a dog named PeeWee when I was a kid. Good memories!)
I have a corn pop that looks like an ear, if you're interested.
and in turn this hilarity made me WEE - OUI!!
ooh lala!
What if he was trying to tell you he wants a Wii? So many possible interpretations, this might be a case for the Dog Whizz-perer. Sorry. So bad. It couldn't be helped.
That is hilarious!!!
Go Pee Wee!!
Sort of like Charlotte's Web, only with piss and grass. That's some dog!
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When are you just going to give me that damn dog and stop torturing me?
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Next thing you know you are going to be finding saltines that resemble Wyoming!
(You could TOTALLY make a fortune selling them on Ebay.)
oh, fussy, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you for being you. It's totally funny, and made my day.
Maybe it's actually "Quit" and she just hasn't gotten to the "t"? As in, "QUIT TAKING PICTURES OF ME PEEING!!"
Maybe not.
mon Dieu!
Genius!
With the new crop circles and UFO's being seen recently, I hope he isn't answering some question. Do aliens speak French?
That's some funny shit right there. What's next? Bring on the snow!
Hie thyself and thy dog to thy nearest Catholic church and seek out thy nearest Catholic priest. Looks like an act of God to me. In the form of pee.
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