Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
I had a dream that I thought of a really funny comment to make on this photo. No idea what it was, though.
I also dreamed that all my friends thought I was going abroad for ages, so they bought me some lovely shoes. I wasn’t going away for ages, only nipping to the shops, so it was a bit awkward.