Christmas Came Early This Year, part II
I enjoy getting mail. That's why I have a P.O. box, to receive charming written missives from around the world, among other things*.
*Checks.
For example, Monkey just sent me a delightful postcard from a recent visit to San Francisco, and Antonia marshaled extraordinary amounts of fake fur and glue to create this fantastic card full of cleverly named, G.I. Joe-sized, removable mustaches and beards.
Here we have Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rider modeling The Englishman Abroad:
Cage's creepiness factor just went up by 2,000,000, I think you'll agree. Although now that I think about it I should have put him in The Hairy Poo. Well, next time.
I'm very pleased to have had this power bestowed upon me and I promise to wield it only for the purpose of humiliating my son's plastic action figures. So stay tuned.
*Checks.
For example, Monkey just sent me a delightful postcard from a recent visit to San Francisco, and Antonia marshaled extraordinary amounts of fake fur and glue to create this fantastic card full of cleverly named, G.I. Joe-sized, removable mustaches and beards.
Here we have Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rider modeling The Englishman Abroad:
Cage's creepiness factor just went up by 2,000,000, I think you'll agree. Although now that I think about it I should have put him in The Hairy Poo. Well, next time.
I'm very pleased to have had this power bestowed upon me and I promise to wield it only for the purpose of humiliating my son's plastic action figures. So stay tuned.
13 Comments:
I have GOT to get a post office box.
I prefer not to think of those as fake fur. I prefer to think of Ian waking to find little pieces of his beard missing. In the name of ART.
And I'm fine with that. As long as it's just beard hair.
I don't care where the hair came from. I'm an equal opportunity hair hater. Dude. It's hair. Gross.
It's somewhat disturbing how happy this makes me. But only somewhat.
Eden + Antonio = DYNO-MIIIITE!
God how much do you love Antonia.
i can't agree with mrs. kennedy more on the joys of having a post office box. one of the most delightful goodies i recieved in mine was an delicious edible treat from someone we all know.
as for that postcard... check out the post mark again.
Too funny!
I can't wait for more!
It makes me happy just knowing that you and Antonia exist in the world. With that knowledge, I can cope with anything.
God bless the God damn Internets.
The moustaches double as monobrows if you turn them upside down.
you never know when you'll need a distinctive unibrow!
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