Size 10 1/2 orange patent peep-toe wedges seeks LTR with compatible Autumn skirt or cuffed trousers. Likes: pedicures, creating blisters, Halloween. Dislikes: puppies, cobblestones, thick socks. Can we go together? Let’s find out!
Peasant skirt, size 10 but I’ll work on a 12 who likes a snug fit. Stiff imported cotton, thick floral border, my waistband is always erect. You: plush and hippy, like to have your fun standing up. Reply to box #1193
Missed Connections: Laundry hamper, Monday 8/31. Me: men’s seersucker bathrobe of a certain age, I crisp up after a cold wash and a hot dryer. You: Buzz Lightyear beach towel infused with the bewitching scent of Coppertone. Our fibers mingled. Will our hearts? Reply to box #924
Victim of crafting accident seeks immediate medical attention. M*A*S*H episode gone awry, Frankenskirt constructed from Army surplus trousers and leftover kimono fabric. Torn and misunderstood, ISO Hawkeye who can trim loose threads, find lost button. Reply to box #271
hee hee hee.
I would like pictures of these sassy orange shoes. Also, my size 11s are endlessly impressed with your marvelous footwear.
Hilarious!! I giggled at the title before I even read the rest. Awesome.
this reminds me that i would be able to fill at least two bags to bring to the salvation army if i went through my closet, only my closet isn't as funny as yours.
Fantastic. And please do let me know if the spicy orange peep-toe wedges have a size 9 1/2 Irish twin sister.
The sad thing is that I personify all my clothes (almost all my possessions). Or something…I get so attached. It feels like a betrayal when I abandon them.
I have this pair of turquoise suede flats that I imagine is a Miami housewife who was once beautiful and free but married the wrong guy and as a result has never gotten enough love. You can't wear that colorful s*** where I live. If only I could set them up with someone kind, someone good. Maybe an engineer with a pot belly/aka some Timberlands.
You have giant feet. HAHAHAAAHAHA
You would have a BLAST with my closet. Also with all my unfinished projects.
Maybe I should try this when it comes to clearing out my wardrobe again lol.
I know for sure UK Size 6 Roxy Trainers worn maybe twice – I thought they would be okay but they were too loose
Don't you like to match up the personal ads? For example, could peep-toes and peasant skirts ever be a love match in this crazy world of ours?
I'm interested in the skirt. I have a thing for uniforms.
Momo "Hot Lips" Fali
…please come write my personal ad. Even if I don't find Mr. Right, perhaps I'd find some cute shoes.
Eden, you are hilarious. This ranks right up there with your Hulk post, which is my all-time fave.
I think I have a plaid jacket seeking those orange shoes! Very funny!
Google Reader just suggested you to me and now I know why.
This cracked. me. up.
Thanks for the laugh, you are now officially on my feed.
HAAAAAHH!!! you've no idea how many personals mine would spawn, oh gawd.
I did a post about my earrings having conversations with each other once. Most readers of it were all, OKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
::uncomfortable pause::
Proof that I'm working in the wrong environment and should be writing them for YOU and your readers. : )