16: More Bad Ideas

You know the Momversation videos, where bloggers talk about different parenting issues? How much trouble do you think I’d get in if I started a parody site?

Fawnversation = interviews with woodland creatures

Johnversation = let’s meet some people named John

Juanversation = Spanish edition

Nomversation = just an endless loop of video clips from Cute Overload

Pomversation = cheerleaders, naturally

Domversation = drunk rich people

Lawnversation = sprinkler talk!

Wanversation = people who need some sun and/or a sandwich

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39 Responses to 16: More Bad Ideas

  1. Sarah says:

    you could totally rock "omversation".

  2. I definitely don't think I'd be invited to that party, but: good one!

  3. clarkorama says:

    well i'm a total momversation addict and you wouldn't be in trouble with me at all. i'm especially fond of the wanversation idea…mostly because my pale ass would make me a contender.

    Fawnversation is a close second.

  4. bablinn says:

    Please, please do!

  5. Holly says:

    The cheerleaders who didn't take part in Pomversation — which could also be about pomegranates, you know, and the antioxidants therein — could always have a go at Batonversation.

    Or we could just have a really inspirational series — full of YOU CAN DO IT type sentiments — called C'monversation.

    Salonversation for discussing how much to tip a stylist?

    Saigonversation for discussing Vietnam?

    GhengisKhanversation? Oh, I've gone too far.

    (This is NBB Holly, by the way. This comment thing hates me.)

  6. Caroline says:

    Domversation for the win!

  7. TZT says:

    Speak in drum beats at "Tomversation."

    I think chances are good that I would like it much more than the original.

  8. greyfavorite says:

    Gone-versation: abandonment issues hashed out for free and at great length. Cheaper than therapy for participants and Schadenfreude for the viewers.

  9. Uccellina says:

    I'm pretty sure that Domversation means something completely different from what you have here. Hint: it takes place in dungeons.

  10. Michelle says:

    LMAO, I love all those ideas!

  11. I love you people so much right now.

  12. Rachel says:

    Love all of these! Wanversation is my personal favorite!

  13. wombat says:

    I'd prefer Pomversation to be a bunch of fuzzy little Pomeranians. (Not as good as bulldogs, but since they don't rhyme, it's the best we can do.)

  14. Nora says:

    Ooh ooh! The possibilities!

    Frondversation (which I guess coulod also be Palmversation, but we don't want to confuse the cheerleaders. Or the Pomeranians).

    Blondeveersation (for conversations about ditziness and Nordic countries).

    Enbalmversation (for undertakers!).

    Guamversation (Guam!)

  15. Parody sites are you Eden!

    I'm in for wanversation on both counts.

    How about pawnversation = items you have to pawn or have pawned or bought at a pawn shop

    or a parody site of cheerleaders parodying a mom site. No idea what it would be called but I could parody cheerleaders.

  16. Angela says:

    I'd like to be invited to participate in a deep fried wontonversation…

  17. Ozma says:

    Bombversation: Discussion of the ethics of collateral damage.

    Balmversation: Discussion of the horrors of chapped lips.

    Stomversation: The unfortunate legacy of Strom Thurmonds.

    Promversation: The horrors of senior year.

  18. I think if johnversation.com was conversations with Johns, as in those who solicit prostitutes, you could work it into a network deal. VH1 would probably be all over that.

  19. Donna says:

    And then there's ObiWanversation, for pre-teen boy Star Wars/ Jedi Knight discussions. That would be huge.

  20. Romversations for computer issues.

    Dawnverstions for college students who have stayed up all night thinking their very deep thoughts.

    I wouldn't tune in for psalmversations, though.

  21. Alex says:

    I like lawnversation…hairy, men with beers discussing life on Sunday afternoons

  22. mary says:

    Bershonversation for angsty teens.

  23. mary says:

    Dongversation. Bongversation.

  24. Wendy Cass says:

    The Ooo-eee-oo-aah-aah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bangversation… you know, for discussions on witch doctors and heath care.

  25. Mo says:

    Prawnversation — people who like shellfish.

  26. bforbedlam says:

    Aplombversation = maintaining poise in socially awkward situations

    And like Uccellina, I thought of something completely different when I saw "domversation"! Join the domversation, BYOS (bring your own submissive)!

  27. Nomnomnomversation = people who enjoy food.

  28. sarah doow says:

    Qomversation – people who like nuclear facilities

  29. Heide says:

    Bichonversation, for those who can't get enough at the dog run… LOVE this post, and the replies! (Needed a good laugh today: thank you. I wish every month was NaBloPoMo.)

  30. clarkorama says:

    Best. Comment Section. Ever.

  31. J says:

    Is it too late for me to point out that President Obama and Chinese President Hu Jintao just shared a talk about North Korea, resulting in what can only be called a Pyongyangversation?

  32. holly says:

    Johnversation is awesome! We have several friends named John who I'm sure would be happy to participate.

    And, Donna, my son would be soooo into ObiWanversation. I think I would almost be too scared to tell him about it.

    my (very late) contribution would be yawnversation- for those with insomnia? or maybe for people who are just really dull.

  33. Alice says:

    I actually almost suggested CONversation. For con artists!

    Then I realized that's the, you know, original word. Yes.

    Alternately, I will propose "Khanversation," for fans of Star Trek II.

  34. amyinbc says:

    Boredversation? For those really boring days?

  35. sherryberry says:

    Yawnversation = lack of wanting to hear someone talk about themselves …. ?

  36. JV says:

    Schlongversation.

  37. Momo Fali says:

    Apparently, I'm the only one here who assumed that Domversation was going to be about Dom Deluise.

  38. It's 6AM and I'm smiling. Good times!
    Sarongversation for bathing suits and the loungewear that cover them…