17: Better Ideas
What sort of monster would I be if I didn't pause to make fun of my own tragedies?
NaBloPoMo = National Blog Posting Month
NoBloPoMo = No, I won't be participating
NaBlowPoMo = In fact, I'll be devoting the month to oral sex
AmmoPoMo = And stockpiling weapons
BlammoPoMo = While watching Warner Bros. cartoons
BimboPoMo = And pornography
LimboPoMo = After which: margaritas!
NamblaPoMo = I didn't say child pornography
SamboPoMo = In fact, let's deconstruct some racist imagery instead
ShamBloPoMo = 30 shampoos in 30 days!
ShaNaNaBloPoMo = Blogging about allegedly simpler times
NaBloPoMo = National Blog Posting Month
NoBloPoMo = No, I won't be participating
NaBlowPoMo = In fact, I'll be devoting the month to oral sex
AmmoPoMo = And stockpiling weapons
BlammoPoMo = While watching Warner Bros. cartoons
BimboPoMo = And pornography
LimboPoMo = After which: margaritas!
NamblaPoMo = I didn't say child pornography
SamboPoMo = In fact, let's deconstruct some racist imagery instead
ShamBloPoMo = 30 shampoos in 30 days!
ShaNaNaBloPoMo = Blogging about allegedly simpler times
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I wrote a blog post the other day all about how I was doing NoBloPoMo this year, but then I couldn't be arsed to post it. Because then I would have blown it.
Also, one could do NabokoMo and blog about nymphets, but one might have one's hard drive taken away.
You used Little [Brave] Sambo! Seriously! Cannot stop laughing.
HA! Those made me laugh. Thanks for posting them. Now I feel strangely better about not participating this year.
If you're really lazy, NahBloPoMo. Nah, I won't be participating. MaBloPoMo for mothers who will post every day. PaBloPoMo for all those daddy bloggers out there. BroBloPoMo for all the brothers out there. To far?
Note to self: do not read this blog while proctoring calculus exam. Students don't appreciate guffahs.
Incidentally, I have the Gobble song stuck in my head, and I blame you.
You are hilarious. I live for your blog posts.
Those made me laugh. I think "ShamwowPoMo" which involves making annoying infomercials and getting attacked by a hooker would be a good addition to the list as well.
My husband likes to call it "NoSexNoMo." He is soooooo happy I blew it this year. No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little intended.
Yup had to post a blog about how I couldn't be assed posting...
I thought you said you'd be devoting to mouth to oral sex. Um, yeah.
ha ha. way funnier than what I'm apparently doing:
NaDaGraMo - National Daily Gratitude Month
MomofukoBloPoMo
YokoOnoBloPoMo
BonoBloPoMo
I'm all for margaritas, but can we leave the limbo out of this? Someone is bound to get hurt. Okay, I'M bound to get hurt.
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