17: Better Ideas

  By Eden M. Kennedy | November 17, 2009 - 9:11 am |

What sort of monster would I be if I didn’t pause to make fun of my own tragedies?

NaBloPoMo = National Blog Posting Month

NoBloPoMo = No, I won’t be participating

NaBlowPoMo = In fact, I’ll be devoting the month to oral sex

AmmoPoMo = And stockpiling weapons

BlammoPoMo = While watching Warner Bros. cartoons

BimboPoMo = And pornography

LimboPoMo = After which: margaritas!

NamblaPoMo = I didn’t say child pornography

SamboPoMo = In fact, let’s deconstruct some racist imagery instead

ShamBloPoMo = 30 shampoos in 30 days!

ShaNaNaBloPoMo = Blogging about allegedly simpler times

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14 Responses to 17: Better Ideas

  1. Antonia says:
    November 17, 2009 at 9:34 am

    I wrote a blog post the other day all about how I was doing NoBloPoMo this year, but then I couldn't be arsed to post it. Because then I would have blown it.

  2. Antonia says:
    November 17, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Also, one could do NabokoMo and blog about nymphets, but one might have one's hard drive taken away.

  3. Kizz says:
    November 17, 2009 at 11:02 am

    You used Little [Brave] Sambo! Seriously! Cannot stop laughing.

  4. cartoongoddess says:
    November 17, 2009 at 11:16 am

    HA! Those made me laugh. Thanks for posting them. Now I feel strangely better about not participating this year.

  5. missris says:
    November 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    If you're really lazy, NahBloPoMo. Nah, I won't be participating. MaBloPoMo for mothers who will post every day. PaBloPoMo for all those daddy bloggers out there. BroBloPoMo for all the brothers out there. To far?

  6. Stephanie says:
    November 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Note to self: do not read this blog while proctoring calculus exam. Students don't appreciate guffahs.

    Incidentally, I have the Gobble song stuck in my head, and I blame you.

  7. Victoria says:
    November 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    You are hilarious. I live for your blog posts.

  8. Chuck says:
    November 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Those made me laugh. I think "ShamwowPoMo" which involves making annoying infomercials and getting attacked by a hooker would be a good addition to the list as well.

  9. Alana says:
    November 17, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    My husband likes to call it "NoSexNoMo." He is soooooo happy I blew it this year. No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little intended.

  10. Alex says:
    November 18, 2009 at 3:14 am

    Yup had to post a blog about how I couldn't be assed posting…

  11. mary says:
    November 19, 2009 at 3:21 am

    I thought you said you'd be devoting to mouth to oral sex. Um, yeah.

  12. painted maypole says:
    November 19, 2009 at 7:18 am

    ha ha. way funnier than what I'm apparently doing:
    NaDaGraMo – National Daily Gratitude Month

  13. JV says:
    November 20, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    MomofukoBloPoMo

    YokoOnoBloPoMo

    BonoBloPoMo

  14. Momo Fali says:
    November 22, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    I'm all for margaritas, but can we leave the limbo out of this? Someone is bound to get hurt. Okay, I'M bound to get hurt.