NaBloPoMo Day 2
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Monday, November 02, 2009
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A Little Pregnant
Just to be safe, I am keeping him quarantined in a refrigerator box.
A Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down
Sticking it in a scone with jam works for us.
Ali Blah Blah
My feathery top was a pale rejoinder.
Amalah
The queen of everything.
Badger Meets World
Sometimes Evil drives a minivan. And sometimes Evil is too drunk to drive.
Belgianwaffle
The tortoises are going Mexican wrestling!
The Bloggess
Okay, I just set fire to the house but it was on accident.
Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before
Hey how are you it's eight o clock in the morning and I'm drinking a beer.
Bossy
Keeping it real. Real silly.
breed 'em and weep
I'm just taking dictation from my brain, don't kill the messenger.
Byrneunit
You dirty bitch, I guess I'll ride you 'til you're done.
City of Bigness
My left side is hot; my right side is not.
Dad Gone Mad
This is your brain on fatherhood.
Defective Yeti
Yes, but in a good way.
The Domesticated Shithead
I am a controversial motherfucker.
Dooce
Can't. Break. Free. Of. Her. Tractor. Beam.
Extended Cake Mix
Isn't that the best? I'm so happy!
Finslippy
I enjoy inventing my own baffling non-stereotypes.
Fluid Pudding
It's a total goat rodeo over here.
Geese Aplenty
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
Heather Champ
I am not a delicate flower.
Helen Jane
Twas a rooty hoot hoot.
Hi! Monkey!
Monkey! Is! The! Best!
Hillbilly, Please
The recreational equivalent of freemasonry.
Julia
I am also extraordinarily gifted with a butter knife.
Knotty Yarn
I hate having to stab people, but sometimes you just have to.
La Coquette
I wish I had invented the swizzle stick.
Laid-Off Dad
His head explodes, that's what.
Mandajuice
Because you can never talk too much about boobs.
Meno's Blog
When being brutally honest, you should make sure that you are enjoying the honesty more than the brutality.
Mighty Girl
Useful and decorative.
Mimi Smartypants
is not progressing in an orderly fashion.
The Modernity Ward
Now with both hands and a flashlight!
Mom 101
I don't know what I'm doing either.
Old Hag
When we sell the next book, we'll upgrade to Safeway brie and boxed wine.
Out of Character
L-A-Z-... ah, to hell with it. "Laz" is close enough. I'm beat.
Paper Napkin
All the news that's fit to wrap your gum in.
Pretty Crabby
Seriously. Don't rule anything out.
Que Sera Sera
I mean, she knew exactly where I'd dumped the body and everything!
The Sartorialist
This is grace, this is dignity, this is real style.
Smitten Kitchen
The opposite of suffering.
State of Grace
Now, what would you like to hear about first?
Suburban Bliss
Wearing a six-month-old on your chest like a tumor.
Whoopee
Next time I need a pseudonym, I am going to be Mimsy Borogoves.
Witt and Wisdom
Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten-speed.
20 Comments:
Apparently I'm the only one who thinks this is funny.
nope. i laughed when i saw it. and i have to commend the person/child that crawled up there to write it. awesome.
OH THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE.
i'm doing NaBloPoMo for the first time.
Glad to see a photo post counts as a blog post. here i was thinking i had to write something every day, as in, "think about it," or make some effort.
My first post for the month was a long and vague essay, but i did it for personal reasons that will like have little interest for the general readership (of about three people) that I have. ha.
i can do *this*.
Bwahaha! I give it points for originality, I am SO sick of the "wash me" thing.
The last thing i saw written on a very dirty black car was "Also comes in Black."
Wish i'd had my camera with me.
Clever! And really darn funny...I agree, Mrs. Kennedy.
Very funny! I'm 'unofficially' participating in NaBloPoMo...that way if I miss a post (or two. Or, you know, five.) I won't feel so bad.
This might be my favorite Thing of the internet of 2009.
Then again, someone just forwarded to me a Spam email they'd received because it had "Wang" in the subject line.
Eden, I love you. I just saw this, and came to say that this was MY FAVORITE NABLOPOMO POST IN THE HISTORY OF NABLOPOMO. So please know that you are not alone in your humor, the rest of us are just slooooowwwww.
Also, it reminds me of the time I met some kids at a rave in Columbus (oh, the early 90s) and watched them spraypaint the word "VAGINA" on the roof of their friend's red VW Scirocco. This world needs more kids with dirty minds and access to car roofs.
Zan, the world would be a kinder place if more people spray painted VAGINA on the roofs of things.
Great! Check out my day 2 post!
oops...forgot to mention that New Moon (Twilight #2) is coming out in a couple of weeks and it would be great to see it with you guys...
A Twilight movie would never be the same without Jackson's barf at our feet.
See? I'm not the only one who missed your posts you big wiener head.
No no no, Mark looked over my shoulder and said "heh heh wiener", and then we both giggled.
In London, one sees "I wish my bird was this dirty" written in dust. That always makes me laugh too, because I am an 18-year-old boy.
I'm delighted that you'll be posting often this month. I so enjoy your acerbic wit.
I would love to see the drivers face when they look up and notice that.
This post is a weiner. It's #1!
That's my co-teacher's last name. I giggle every time I see it.
I think this is so hilarious that if you email me the photo, I'll make it my holiday card. I'm not even kidding. (don't make me beg for it... that's what she said?)
Seriously.
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