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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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Apparently I'm the only one who thinks this is funny.
nope. i laughed when i saw it. and i have to commend the person/child that crawled up there to write it. awesome.
OH THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE.
i'm doing NaBloPoMo for the first time.
Glad to see a photo post counts as a blog post. here i was thinking i had to write something every day, as in, "think about it," or make some effort.
My first post for the month was a long and vague essay, but i did it for personal reasons that will like have little interest for the general readership (of about three people) that I have. ha.
i can do *this*.
Bwahaha! I give it points for originality, I am SO sick of the "wash me" thing.
The last thing i saw written on a very dirty black car was "Also comes in Black."
Wish i'd had my camera with me.
Clever! And really darn funny…I agree, Mrs. Kennedy.
Very funny! I'm 'unofficially' participating in NaBloPoMo…that way if I miss a post (or two. Or, you know, five.) I won't feel so bad.
This might be my favorite Thing of the internet of 2009.
Then again, someone just forwarded to me a Spam email they'd received because it had "Wang" in the subject line.
Eden, I love you. I just saw this, and came to say that this was MY FAVORITE NABLOPOMO POST IN THE HISTORY OF NABLOPOMO. So please know that you are not alone in your humor, the rest of us are just slooooowwwww.
Also, it reminds me of the time I met some kids at a rave in Columbus (oh, the early 90s) and watched them spraypaint the word "VAGINA" on the roof of their friend's red VW Scirocco. This world needs more kids with dirty minds and access to car roofs.
Zan, the world would be a kinder place if more people spray painted VAGINA on the roofs of things.
Great! Check out my day 2 post!
oops…forgot to mention that New Moon (Twilight #2) is coming out in a couple of weeks and it would be great to see it with you guys…
A Twilight movie would never be the same without Jackson's barf at our feet.
See? I'm not the only one who missed your posts you big wiener head.
No no no, Mark looked over my shoulder and said "heh heh wiener", and then we both giggled.
In London, one sees "I wish my bird was this dirty" written in dust. That always makes me laugh too, because I am an 18-year-old boy.
I'm delighted that you'll be posting often this month. I so enjoy your acerbic wit.
I would love to see the drivers face when they look up and notice that.
This post is a weiner. It's #1!
That's my co-teacher's last name. I giggle every time I see it.
I think this is so hilarious that if you email me the photo, I'll make it my holiday card. I'm not even kidding. (don't make me beg for it… that's what she said?)
Seriously.