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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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What, no post haircut photo? You owe us!
Okay. Seriously. He was a little boy not that long ago. And now he’s got the baby face paired with spindly legs. I’m not even his mother, and I feel cheated by the brevity of childhood. WHO CAN WE PETITION?
Ha! I’m going to make you wait until Monday for the post-haircut photo. And Schmutzie, if it makes you feel any better, he still asks for a bedtime story every night.
Yeah… *flexing fingers, cracking knuckles*
…I’d tousle that.
I’m still waiting for AFTER the haircut!
*tapping foot* Still waiting for the “after”
She didn’t mention WHICH Monday. This could take a while.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll………??????????????????
Funny…my fourteen year old was wondering just the other day what a barber shop was all about. I forgot to tell him about the Playboys..but did tell him about the hot lather shave, classic straight razor and hot towels, and “close haircuts.” He has a mess of thick curly which he has no intention of cutting close, so I guess he will have to grow a few more whiskers before he enjoys the Barber experience.