When bagels are too round, and not enough like Twinkies.
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Um… those are very yummy.
: )
They’re also nice to pack for snacks in the car. No knife needed for spreading!
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. What an abomination!
EWWWW
Look! They are on sale!
Gelson’s knows how to move the high-end appetizers!
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Gagging. Loudly. And I’m a lunch lady for crap’s sake.
AND they’re a SENSIBLE SOLUTION! (To what sort of problem could these processed carb-bombs be a solution?) I bet Twinkies can’t print that on their label.
They’re really good when done in the toaster. I have no illusions that they’re healthy; but they’re a quick breakfast on days I have to eat in the car on the way to work.
That totally makes sense, and I understand them as an emergency food solution. My go-to instant breakfast is Clif Bars, even though I can barely stand to eat them anymore. Maybe I should just buy more apples.
I’m sorry. I’m rude. I hate that about myself. But I can’t eat these for the same reasons I can’t eat twinkies. Tubes stuffed with cream offend me.
Yes, I do too like boys.