Mother’s Day Is Nearly Upon Us
I like nothing more than a good holiday where I feel completely justified in buying myself a bunch of stuff that celebrates just how awesome I am. Also, if it’s a national holiday that excludes people who identify primarily as male, and divides women into uneasy procreational factions? EVEN BETTER.
I’ve been unloading a lot of stuff on eBay and Craigslist, so I felt like as long as I’m stimulating the local economy and a certain day is just around the corner, I could go ahead and buy myself a little treat.
It’s a used Raleigh three-speed with bad brakes and it suits me to a tee. I’m not one to anthropomorphize but I may have to give her a name.
Something that says Sherwood Forest with a hint of World War II, perhaps.
Some of you may be wondering how Let’s Panic is doing, sales-wise, and the answer is that it’s chugging along nicely and if all goes well we’ll get a little bump from Mother’s Day. Luckily, St. Martin’s still has a couple of gift bags left over from when the book first came out, so I’m giving one away! It’s a tote bag that contains a copy of the book, as well as:
- an electric “back” massager
- a stress ball thing for squeezing in your sweaty fist
- an anti-stress bath soak
- a meditation CD
- Anne Taintor shot glasses
- an exclusive Let’s Panic Subversive Cross Stitch set
I have personally bought two of those cross-stitch sets. I haven’t started stitching them yet because Osama bin Laden is dead under the cold, dark sea and I’ve been far too busy hugging my son and remembering 9/11 to look for my embroidery needle.
If you want to win the gift bag, leave a comment telling us something you learned from your mom, good or bad, I don’t care. One thing my mom taught me was always to plant lily of the valley in the shade. Another thing she taught me was not to buy more yarn than you can hope to knit in your lifetime unless you want your estate sale to be set upon by frizzy-haired women in comfortable shoes.
I’ll choose a random commenter and announce the winner on
Thursday Wednesday afternoon! You may not get your bag in time for Mother’s Day (because I should have done this last week) but we’ll try!