I call this one “Patriotic Lifestyles.”
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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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America, fuck yeah! (are bad words allowed here? I can’t remember.)
Yes, yes they are, and I couldn’t have said it any better.
You’re living my dream.
Damn, I have been so bummed about my lack of cultural studies cred. I could write a whole book on THE EAGLE and what it means in America. And this would have been my cover!
I’m not making this up, actually. I have been so fascinated by the power of this particular eagle as a symbol and how much it can contain and symbolize and how easy it is to make fun of like the Colbert report does. See? See how lame my thoughts on are on this ripe, ripe book topic? Because I did not get a cultural studies PhD like my mom told me.
Face tattoos are not flattering on ANYONE.