I’m going to run out of those exclamation points very soon! Because I’m totally phoning it in today!
I have two actual, paid writing gigs these days so today I need to redirect you to the other things I’ve been working on, I’m afraid, because I have to leave the house in five minutes.
First, we have an open letter to Justin Bieber. My pitch for this was totally off the cuff, I had three other ideas and felt like I needed to send in one more, so I said, “Or I could do an open letter to Justin Bieber explaining how to use a condom.” I guess editors like simple, straightforward ideas that don’t involve Kardashians.
Secondly, we have Did He Need to See That?, an exploration of my decision to let my son watch a little R-rated gem called Bridesmaids.
Up tomorrow: shoe photos and a little wardrobe remixing!
And don’t forget the raffle.



















Loved both of those. Feel free to phone it in any time.
Thank you, Steph.
I have to say that I have underestimated the fury of the Bieber fans. The comments on the very funny Bieber article were crazy. On the other hand, I am going to make a copy for my 11 year old for when it becomes relevant to his life. I couldn’t have said it better myself!