Yoda lives on a bookshelf these days, dispensing his wisdom as needed.
You can’t argue with Yoda.
If you have a question for Yoda, leave it in the comments and I’ll let you know what he says.
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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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Will I kill my family with food poisoning from my first turkey?
“Simple question you ask. Yes, I answer.”
I don’t like Yoda.
Wonder how long it tales for food poisoning to settle in.
Hope your holiday is poison free and happy!
Has your son read the Origami Yoda books? My 10 year old son loved them. The first one is: http://www.amazon.com/Strange-Case-Origami-Yoda/dp/0810984253/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322072404&sr=1-1
Followed by Darth Paper Strikes Back: http://www.amazon.com/Strange-Case-Origami-Yoda/dp/0810984253/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322072404&sr=1-1
Origami Yoda predicts what will happen to a bunch of school kids and advises them how to handle life lessons. Very clever and entertaining for young boys.
Will Petman become more compliant?
“Disturbing this question is. Meditate on it, I will.”
Should I quit my job and tell my boss to get fucked?
“The answer you seek is: yes.”
I *need* my very own Yoda.
Yoda, is my next baby going to be a girl or boy?
Yoda only answers yes or no questions so I changed yours to “Am I going to have a girl?”
To which Yoda replied, “No, I sense this is.”
It’s going to be a boy! Maybe!
OOps, I did phrase that wrong. And Yoda, I am a little disappointed. I already have a boy!
Should I ask out Andrew?
“No, I feel this will be.”
So wait, this will be regardless of my actions? Or the answer will be no?
I know, right? Yoda is mysterious sometimes. I just asked him your first question again and he said, “Yes, I feel this will be.”
Then I rephrased it and asked if Andrew will say no if you ask him out and Yoda said, “No, I feel this will be.”
African or European?
That is not a yes or no question.
Will I EVER get pregnant?
“No, I sense this is.”
Are we insane for buying a house and having the closing date be Dec 21?
“No, I sense this is!”
Wow. Ok, Yoda, I think we’re crazy, but you are much wiser than I am!
should i follow my supervisor’s advice, and drink gin while grading first year papers?
“Simple question you ask. No, I answer.”
oh, now that’s disappointing!
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Will the world end in 2012?
Should I quit my job before this happens?
“Don’t think: feel. Be as one with the Force. The answer you seek will be found there.”
hahahaha
Should I look for another job?
“This even Yoda cannot see.”
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Will we make it through the rest of 2011 without something else falling apart in our house?
“This, even Yoda cannot see.”
Is Yoda still answering? I was going to ask this a few days ago, but the car has been behaving so I didn’t want to jinx things and now… back to not wanting to start half the time again. SO, if Yoda is willing… should we buy a new car?
“The answer you seek is: No.”
Dang. It’s going to be along winter in Wisconsin with this extremely unreliable car! Maybe I should have included that bit…
Should I stay friends with that stupid selfish narcissistic Bill?
“The answer you seek is YES.”