Yesterday we looked at a couple of rentals near one of the nicest parks in Santa Barbara, and then we went for a little walk to see the ducks. Unbeknownst to me, it was Show Your Ass To the World Day!
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Let's Panic About Babies! is a book I wrote with the delightful Alice Bradley. You will like it if you are currently pregnant, if you have children, or if you have absolutely no intention of having children. Not just because it's funny, but because you can burn it to stay warm.
Clicking on the cover will take you to the publisher's web site, clicking here will take you to Amazon.com, or, you can go to Let's Panic! the web site, preview some of the material in the book, and read a whole lot of bonus stuff we post for free when we feel like it, which isn't often anymore. It's a full-time job managing the enormous wealth that comes from writing a fake parenting book.
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Why did I watch that? I mean, you told me what it was, and I clicked the little play arrow anyway. Sometimes I don’t make sense, even to myself.
Had you considered incorporating something similar into your response to the question “how are you?”?
A belt might be in order for a Valentines gift.
What Melanie said. Although this is a great idea for a day. Talk Like A Pirate Day caught on so might this.
From my 17 year-old daughter “Well, now I’ve seen some guy’s ass I’ll never meet.”
Oh I probably could’ve gone without seeing that. That’s my old neighborhood. Did you find a house?
To Everyone, Everywhere: I’m so sorry.
Jim, yes! I think we did, we just need to jump through one more hoop.
Excellent! Sending you good hoop-clearing vibes now.
Uh… thanks?
Shit, Eden. Don’t be sorry. Jack is one of the sexiest motherfuckers out there. I’d have paid to see him scratch his ass. And now that I know he shaves his legs, too? Double-swoon.
Couldn’t figure out why there was a space in the article on my ipad. Guess it didn’t show the video for some reason…sounds like a good thing or i would be revisiting it all day.
yeah, i remember Pontiass. rock on.
I think Jack and my Pete might be related. That would have been his response to my request too.