Sharpening my pencil with a cat’s butt.
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Nice sharpener. I used to have one that looked like a human nose, but it didn’t have sound effects. Yours kind of reminded me of this picture:
http://www.joejag.com/pics/ToughLove.jpg
THAT IS SO WRONG!
…and funny
I played this my dog Hooper in the room. He kept looking around the living room for a cat. Both of those things made me laugh.
Me too! Except my dog is named Booker, not Hooper. (Does your dog ever go crazy during Downton Abbey when they have the hunting scenes with all the barking hounds?)
Ha! No. He only has a thing for cats.
Oh, WRONG.
Had my cat in my lap…..and he went nuts when he heard the ‘meow’. I had to shut it off:) Apparently this DOES sound like a cat in distress.