Lazy Haiku

Yesterday’s coffee microwaved until steaming: hmm, needs more sugar.

24th May
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Lazy Haiku

Ah, Sears

Ah, Sears. The brand America trusts. Direct marketing geniuses! Senders of riveting...

22nd May
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Ah, Sears

ODE TO A WORKING STIFFY

“Monday, Monday, sloggy slog! Head is empty, full of fog. Tired and...

21st May
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ODE TO A WORKING STIFFY

Are the Swedes known for their sense of humor?

Because some joker at the Volvo factory put special magnets in my...

20th May
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Are the Swedes known for their sense of humor?

What I Learned in College

Poetry is like sex: what you lack in feeling you can make...

18th May
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What I Learned in College

The Dancers

So what if Sweeney buys drinks for Rachel Rabinowitz or Aunt Helen’s...

18th May
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The Dancers

Mother’s Day Update

My partner in crime reminded me this morning that I’d neglected to...

17th May
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Mother’s Day Update

My sister’s the type

“My sister’s the type that religiously watches the fear segments of her...

16th May
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My sister’s the type

Subversiveness explained

“Professor Mirkin explained to the Times that his article was ‘meant to...

16th May
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Subversiveness explained

Root Lock

Mula bandha starts in the feet. Archives are up again. Because, you...

15th May
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Root Lock

Do not let your kids eat pennies minted after 1982, or dirt.

Pennies minted before 1982 are all copper (so go ahead, give him...

14th May
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Do not let your kids eat pennies minted after 1982, or dirt.

Mother’s Week

This may be the first and last time that Mother’s Day lasts...

13th May
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Mother’s Week