Five things

First of all, the playoffs are great this year! Lots of upsets-in-progress....

26th Apr
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Five things

This Morning on Sesame Street

This morning on Sesame Street Robert DeNiro played a cabbage, explaining to...

25th Apr
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This Morning on Sesame Street

What is your porn star name?

What is your porn star name? (first name = childhood pet’s name;...

24th Apr
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What is your porn star name?

DomestiCity

One of the most galling things about being in charge of the...

23rd Apr
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DomestiCity

Today’s links

Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten! (links via vituperation.com)

19th Apr
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Today’s links

Cougar’s Mom

Jack has a friend named Cougar Estrada. Cougar is such an insanely...

17th Apr
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Cougar’s Mom

I’m thinking of stealing a domain name

I’m thinking of stealing a domain name right out from under the...

12th Apr
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I’m thinking of stealing a domain name

None of us have felt good this year

One of my favorite blogs is Anil Dash’s shrdlu winograd maclisp teletype....

10th Apr
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None of us have felt good this year

Are we on red alert yet?

No, just taupe alert.

05th Apr
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Are we on red alert yet?

Whoopee! I’m a genius!

Whoopee! I’m a genius! Too bad I have no emotional intelligence or...

04th Apr
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Whoopee! I’m a genius!

Damn it!

Everyone knew it was National Poetry Month except for me. Everyone! Especially...

02nd Apr
Damn it!

I’m so happy! I asked for captions, and I got captions! (via...

02nd Apr
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