Furniture Porn

My new favorite Web site.

05th Dec
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Furniture Porn

When Parenting Resembles Pro Wrestling

When the baby has my bangs in his fist, pulling them toward...

05th Dec
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When Parenting Resembles Pro Wrestling

Hey, Wait a Minute

I’m a goddamned housewife! A revelation I had while cleaning the stove...

05th Dec
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Hey, Wait a Minute

This Is Only a Test

to see if I can add links to posts.

05th Dec
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This Is Only a Test

What’s In a Name

In my town there’s a public garden named for Alice Keck Park,...

04th Dec
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What’s In a Name

I Dreamed of Oprah Winfrey

I had a terrible dream about my former job last night, that...

03rd Dec
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I Dreamed of Oprah Winfrey

How Jackson Got His Many Names

Babies spit up two kinds of milk: one that’s still fresh, and...

30th Nov
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How Jackson Got His Many Names

Five Months

Today is Jackson’s five-month birthday, so we celebrated by sleeping in until...

28th Nov
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Five Months

Leftovers

Is it okay to eat something that’s been in the refrigerator for...

26th Nov
Leftovers

Hardware

I was in Restoration Hardware the other day looking for knobs to...

24th Nov
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Hardware

Blue

Depressed about the whole joblessness thing. I mean, I really hated/was burned...

23rd Nov
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Blue

Chinese Lantern

There’s a quote from Lincoln Steffens, “I have seen the future and...

21st Nov
Chinese Lantern