Subversiveness explained

“Professor Mirkin explained to the Times that his article was ‘meant to...

16th May
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Subversiveness explained

Root Lock

Mula bandha starts in the feet. Archives are up again. Because, you...

15th May
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Root Lock

Do not let your kids eat pennies minted after 1982, or dirt.

Pennies minted before 1982 are all copper (so go ahead, give him...

14th May
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Do not let your kids eat pennies minted after 1982, or dirt.

Mother’s Week

This may be the first and last time that Mother’s Day lasts...

13th May
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Mother’s Week

Link

I’m sorry, but I think this woman is hilarious.

13th May
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Link

The honeymoon is over.

I realized today that the terrible twos don’t begin when a kid...

09th May
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The honeymoon is over.

Monkey’s Foolproof Fudge

Courtesy of Hi! Monkey! 3 6-ounce pkgs. semi-sweet chocolate chips (about 3...

08th May
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Monkey’s Foolproof Fudge

I could be wrong

I suspect that whoever’s writing this isn’t really a fifteen-year-old girl, any...

08th May
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I could be wrong

Hooray! We’re not dead from salmonella.

Jack used some of the veal reduction to try to save a...

08th May
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Hooray! We’re not dead from salmonella.

It’s okay if he has a little syrup, too

So Jack cooked up a big batch of heroin — er, I...

06th May
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It’s okay if he has a little syrup, too

Gregory Corso was here

I’m always glad when we come to the end of Hitler’s birthday...

30th Apr
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Gregory Corso was here

It’s birthday time again

Ten months old! Lookit the size of that head!

28th Apr
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It’s birthday time again