Tour Diary, Portland

Portland, you have some mystical-looking trees amongst you.

06th Apr

To Minneapolis and Beyond!

If you’re in Santa Barbara tonight and you want to come over...

17th Mar
To Minneapolis and Beyond!

Lunch with an old friend

Note: If you are someone who has ever appeared to be the...

10th Mar
Columbus Circle


Yesterday was the publication day for “Let’s Panic About Babies!” and I...

02nd Mar

Have yourself a guilty little Christmas

I spent a deliberate amount of time this holiday season thinking about...

28th Dec
Jackson & Peewee

Spring is only 88 days away!

Things our storage unit has eaten lately: 1. A box of my...

24th Dec
tinfoil star

Adios, NaBloPoMo

Without whom this book would not exist.

30th Nov
Jackson, panicking

Just One Nipple!

This is a page from a magazine my mother received when she...

28th Nov
so you can't afford a nurse!

Meanwhile, in the freezer section

When bagels are too round, and not enough like Twinkies.

27th Nov

Normally I’d just post this to Flickr and walk away

Apparently carrots take the masculine article at Whole Foods.

26th Nov


What happens is that you go apple tasting. Apple tasting! Whoever heard...

25th Nov
big fucking bag of apples

Dear homeless folks, sorry about the pie.

Dear Homeless Folks Who’ll Be Considering Eating the Thanksgiving Pies I Constructed;...

24th Nov
pumpkin pie