They're just doing this to get attention
A Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit DownSticking it in a scone with jam works for us.
Ali Blah Blah
My feathery top was a pale rejoinder.
Amalah
The queen of everything.
American Robin
More of a comedy about incompetent ghosts.
Anil Dash
Where people who search for "anil sex" end up.
Avocado8
If I see you in person, I'll tell you then.
Awesome! A Blog
The rest of my genealogy is pretty hot stuff.
Bad News Hughes
Do you like having adventures? I do.
Bitch. Ph.D.
But you, personally, were never a monkey.
Bitchypoo
Keep your hands off my man.
Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before
Hey how are you it's eight o clock in the morning and I'm drinking a beer.
Bluishorange
Only because the state of Texas says I have to.
breed 'em and weep
I'm just taking dictation from my brain, don't kill the messenger.
Byrneunit
You dirty bitch, I guess I'll ride you 'til you're done.
Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry
When finished it will contain 30,000 footnotes and weigh as much as a dog.
Choire Sicha Dot Com
It's like Christmas and birthdays and kittens all at once.
Chowflap
Hey, nice chowflaps you got there.
Dad Gone Mad
This is your brain on fatherhood.
Daddy Zine
Guile does not necessarily triumph over youth.
Defective Yeti
Yes, but in a good way.
The Devastationalist Manifesto
A moment of divine inspiration. She didn't speak again for over 300 miles.
Dong Resin
Vows to enslave all Eternia by early June.
Dooce
Can't. Break. Free. Of. Her. Tractor. Beam.
Extended Cake Mix
Isn't that the best? I'm so happy!
finslippy
I enjoy inventing my own baffling non-stereotypes.
Fluid Pudding
It's a total goat rodeo over here.
Geese Aplenty
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
Get to the Choppa
A fucking unicorn.
Heather Champ
I am not a delicate flower.
Helen Jane
Twas a rooty hoot hoot.
Hi! Monkey!
Monkey! Is! The! Best!
Hillbilly, Please
The recreational equivalent of freemasonry.
Hollywood: Where HOT Comes To Die
I have a shopping problem, have I mentioned that?
I Blame the Patriarchy
The patriarchy-blaming blog that never misses dinner.
I pretty much hate everything
I may or may not have used my baking scale to weigh my boobs.
jenandtonic
Whose placenta is this?
Julia
I am also extraordinarily gifted with a butter knife.
Knotty Yarn
I hate having to stab people, but sometimes you just have to.
La Coquette
I wish I had invented the swizzle stick.
Laid-Off Dad
His head explodes, that's what.
The Leery Polyp
Now with both hands and a flashlight!
Maccers
Are you wearing any knickers?
Mama Cooks
This is the kind of thing that happens when you have food freaks for parents.
Mandajuice
Because you can never talk too much about boobs.
Midwestgrrl
My God I am a magnificent napper.
Mighty Girl
Useful and decorative.
Mimi Smartypants
is not progressing in an orderly fashion.
Mom 101
I don't know what I'm doing either.
Not Calm (dot com)
Four kids -- two adults -- zero peace.
Oblivio
I don't believe in curses.
Old Hag
When we sell the next book, we'll upgrade to Safeway brie and boxed wine.
One Good Thing
Don't forget the lube.
Orooni
"This can't be a dream," I thought, as I hauled myself up into the driver's seat of the fire engine.
Out of Character
L-A-Z-... ah, to hell with it. "Laz" is close enough. I'm beat.
Palinode
Your hair is an outmoded roofing technology. There are peasants living in your head.
Paper Napkin
All the news that's fit to wrap your gum in.
Peacedividend
Jesus furries? Wow.
Pretty Crabby
Seriously. Don't rule anything out.
Que Sera Sera
I mean, she knew exactly where I'd dumped the body and everything!
Roadtrip
How many pilots did she carry over Siberia, Pyonyang, Tripoli, Havana?
Schmutzie
I am still standing in the road with my feet tied firmly into my boots and my boots pressed firmly against the ground.
Smitten Kitchen
The opposite of suffering.
The Sneeze
Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.
Sparkwood & 21
Nice marmot.
Sporky
Oh how I laughed and laughed. You rascal!
State of Grace
Now, what would you like to hear about first?
The Stone's Colossal Dream
No scary reenactments of the crucifiction.
Suburban Bliss
Wearing a six-month-old on your chest like a tumor.
Supafine
Isn't she talented?
Super Special Questions
Fun! Safe! Enjoyable for all ages!
Sweetney
Parenting punk rock.
Three Kid Circus
Who wants a margarita?
Tuckova
Today I am thinking about kissing.
Whoopee
Next time I need a pseudonym, I am going to be Mimsy Borogoves.
Why God Why
American candy is bullshit and I'm sick of it.
Witt and Wisdom
Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten-speed.
Yo Ho Ho
Anything goes.
