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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Confession

I have just figured out the base smell of Jackson’s worst diaper...

15th Jul
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Confession

Favorite

One of the things I used to love about reading Salon was...

15th Jul
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Favorite

I have to clean up my act.

This is what I said to Jack last night as we were...

13th Jul
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I have to clean up my act.

Kids say the darnedest things.

Little Boy (about three years old, to Jackson): “Count to three.” Jackson:...

12th Jul
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Kids say the darnedest things.

I just ate up 2,000 words about baseball

I just ate up 2,000 words about baseball by this woman, and...

11th Jul
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I just ate up 2,000 words about baseball

Because I will talk all I want about babies and no one can stop me!

Bwaa-ha-ha-ha! Jackson’s Latest Tricks, or, The Little Scientist’s Latest Experiments Flushing the...

11th Jul
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Because I will talk all I want about babies and no one can stop me!

Medicinal Value

I did not mean to take a week off from posting here,...

09th Jul
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Medicinal Value

Couch time

Last year I was so glad to have continuous sports events to...

04th Jul
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Couch time

Here’s something most excellent for you

Bitchypoo (aka Robyn) is giving stuff away! It’s barely used stuff, really,...

02nd Jul
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Here’s something most excellent for you

Okay, enough with the haiku.

For the most clever and amusing poetic form, one really need look...

02nd Jul
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Okay, enough with the haiku.

Lunchtime Complaint

Temporary crowns: three cracked teeth, upper left side. Eating is a bitch....

02nd Jul
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Lunchtime Complaint

Ante up

We are taking bets on the exact day Jackson will start walking....

02nd Jul
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Ante up