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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Ante up

We are taking bets on the exact day Jackson will start walking....

02nd Jul
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Ante up

Pardon me, but I feel guilty about yesterday’s post.

I feel bad for saying that Mr. Noodle and his brother, Mr....

02nd Jul
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Pardon me, but I feel guilty about yesterday’s post.

My new favorite part of Sesame Street

My new favorite part of Sesame Street is when Elmo opens the...

01st Jul
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My new favorite part of Sesame Street

Why stop at haiku?

“For centuries man has been reviewing films — some use words, some...

01st Jul
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Why stop at haiku?

Oh, it’s an exciting morning here at the Kennedy compound!

I have just discovered that I am co-winner of Sarah B.’s Young...

29th Jun
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Oh, it’s an exciting morning here at the Kennedy compound!

Don’t forget to mail a bunch of stuff today

Postage rates are going up tomorrow. Thirty-seven cents for a stamp! And...

29th Jun
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Don’t forget to mail a bunch of stuff today

Jackson’s First Birthday

It’s Jackson’s first birthday today. Woo! Every year on my birthday, my...

28th Jun
Jackson’s First Birthday

Today was Unenthusiastic Dad Day in the park

The scene: I am pushing Jackson in the swing as Unenthusiastic Dad...

26th Jun
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Today was Unenthusiastic Dad Day in the park

Last Night at Dinner

The Cast Me (Ms. Fussypants) Jack (Le Chef Fantastique) Jack’s Mom (Grandma...

25th Jun
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Last Night at Dinner

Eric

Twelve years ago I was living in Brooklyn with Eric and Joe....

24th Jun
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Eric

Disturbing Search Requests

I always do a little dance when my site hits make it...

21st Jun
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Disturbing Search Requests

Birthday Week

As we round the corner into Birthday Week, I realize that one...

20th Jun
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Birthday Week