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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Oh, it’s an exciting morning here at the Kennedy compound!

I have just discovered that I am co-winner of Sarah B.’s Young...

29th Jun
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Oh, it’s an exciting morning here at the Kennedy compound!

Don’t forget to mail a bunch of stuff today

Postage rates are going up tomorrow. Thirty-seven cents for a stamp! And...

29th Jun
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Don’t forget to mail a bunch of stuff today

Jackson’s First Birthday

It’s Jackson’s first birthday today. Woo! Every year on my birthday, my...

28th Jun
Jackson’s First Birthday

Today was Unenthusiastic Dad Day in the park

The scene: I am pushing Jackson in the swing as Unenthusiastic Dad...

26th Jun
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Today was Unenthusiastic Dad Day in the park

Last Night at Dinner

The Cast Me (Ms. Fussypants) Jack (Le Chef Fantastique) Jack’s Mom (Grandma...

25th Jun
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Last Night at Dinner

Eric

Twelve years ago I was living in Brooklyn with Eric and Joe....

24th Jun
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Eric

Disturbing Search Requests

I always do a little dance when my site hits make it...

21st Jun
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Disturbing Search Requests

Birthday Week

As we round the corner into Birthday Week, I realize that one...

20th Jun
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Birthday Week

Today was overenthusiastic father day at the park!!

Overenthusiastic Dad (to Jackson): “Hi!! What’s your name??” Me (reluctant to get...

19th Jun
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Today was overenthusiastic father day at the park!!

The Spirit of Mr. Pop

One of the cruise lines is using Iggy Pop’s “Lust for Life”...

19th Jun
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The Spirit of Mr. Pop

Jesus H. Jump Up in a Peach Tree Christ *

The links page is finally up. *Actual quote from my father.

18th Jun
Jesus H. Jump Up in a Peach Tree Christ *

Musee des Beaux Arts

About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters: how well they...

16th Jun
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Musee des Beaux Arts