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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

We were at the park this afternoon

just swinging around and having a mellow eleven-and-a-half-month-old time, when about fifty...

14th Jun
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We were at the park this afternoon

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?*

Don’t you just love viola jokes? I know I do! [via mimi...

14th Jun
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What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?*

Dragons are just a part of growing up

My old school has Giant Relay Day at the end of every...

13th Jun
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Dragons are just a part of growing up

May I just say:

LAAAAYY-KERS.

12th Jun
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May I just say:

My father’s a real pack-rat.

When I asked him if he wanted help moving some of his...

12th Jun
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My father’s a real pack-rat.

Reunion Round-up

My high school buds, twenty years after the fact! S Then: Pleasant,...

11th Jun
Reunion  Round-up

Party Talk

Jack to my brother Tim as Tim was refilling his Super Soaker...

11th Jun
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Party Talk

We’re back.

Apartment full of funny smells. Just threw out three loaves of green...

10th Jun
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We’re back.

I just do my crossword and wait

“. . . a well-lived life is a question of attitude. It...

29th May
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I just do my crossword and wait

My Call to Poison Control

1. Standing at the sink washing dishes while grilled cheese sandwiches cook...

28th May
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My Call to Poison Control

Bean Pie

Jack had a gig with Larry (aka Morganfield Burnett) a coupla Saturdays...

27th May
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Bean Pie

My mother-in-law on Barney

My mother-in-law, on Barney: “Barney himself is not the problem, it’s those...

24th May
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My mother-in-law on Barney