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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Today was overenthusiastic father day at the park!!

Overenthusiastic Dad (to Jackson): “Hi!! What’s your name??” Me (reluctant to get...

19th Jun
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Today was overenthusiastic father day at the park!!

The Spirit of Mr. Pop

One of the cruise lines is using Iggy Pop’s “Lust for Life”...

19th Jun
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The Spirit of Mr. Pop

Jesus H. Jump Up in a Peach Tree Christ *

The links page is finally up. *Actual quote from my father.

18th Jun
Jesus H. Jump Up in a Peach Tree Christ *

Musee des Beaux Arts

About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters: how well they...

16th Jun
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Musee des Beaux Arts

We were at the park this afternoon

just swinging around and having a mellow eleven-and-a-half-month-old time, when about fifty...

14th Jun
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We were at the park this afternoon

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?*

Don’t you just love viola jokes? I know I do! [via mimi...

14th Jun
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What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?*

Dragons are just a part of growing up

My old school has Giant Relay Day at the end of every...

13th Jun
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Dragons are just a part of growing up

May I just say:

LAAAAYY-KERS.

12th Jun
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May I just say:

My father’s a real pack-rat.

When I asked him if he wanted help moving some of his...

12th Jun
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My father’s a real pack-rat.

Reunion Round-up

My high school buds, twenty years after the fact! S Then: Pleasant,...

11th Jun
Reunion  Round-up

Party Talk

Jack to my brother Tim as Tim was refilling his Super Soaker...

11th Jun
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Party Talk

We’re back.

Apartment full of funny smells. Just threw out three loaves of green...

10th Jun
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We’re back.