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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Today’s links

Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten! (links via vituperation.com)

19th Apr
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Today’s links

Cougar’s Mom

Jack has a friend named Cougar Estrada. Cougar is such an insanely...

17th Apr
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Cougar’s Mom

I’m thinking of stealing a domain name

I’m thinking of stealing a domain name right out from under the...

12th Apr
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I’m thinking of stealing a domain name

None of us have felt good this year

One of my favorite blogs is Anil Dash’s shrdlu winograd maclisp teletype....

10th Apr
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None of us have felt good this year

Are we on red alert yet?

No, just taupe alert.

05th Apr
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Are we on red alert yet?

Whoopee! I’m a genius!

Whoopee! I’m a genius! Too bad I have no emotional intelligence or...

04th Apr
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Whoopee! I’m a genius!

Damn it!

Everyone knew it was National Poetry Month except for me. Everyone! Especially...

02nd Apr
Damn it!

I’m so happy! I asked for captions, and I got captions! (via...

02nd Apr
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Priorities

So the “Rainy Day Fun for Toddler and Total Bastard” tour is...

01st Apr
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Priorities

The Nut’s Nine-Month Birthday!

Right now he is napping peacefully, but in an hour he’ll be...

28th Mar
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The Nut’s Nine-Month Birthday!

Let me speak, for a moment, about Chakra Chips.

Back in the dark ages of my former job, when everyone in...

27th Mar
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Let me speak, for a moment, about Chakra Chips.

Tugboat Limbo

I keep thinking about this, so I, too, shall link to it.

27th Mar
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Tugboat Limbo