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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

The Nut’s Nine-Month Birthday!

Right now he is napping peacefully, but in an hour he’ll be...

28th Mar
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The Nut’s Nine-Month Birthday!

Let me speak, for a moment, about Chakra Chips.

Back in the dark ages of my former job, when everyone in...

27th Mar
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Let me speak, for a moment, about Chakra Chips.

Tugboat Limbo

I keep thinking about this, so I, too, shall link to it.

27th Mar
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Tugboat Limbo

Fire Sale

I have decided to sell all the books, CDs, and VHS tapes...

26th Mar
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Fire Sale

Bad Mom Moment Number 33

2:12 p.m.: The baby smells like cat food. Why? Because ten minutes...

25th Mar
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Bad Mom Moment Number 33

With You Always

There has to be a better caption for this. And why does...

25th Mar
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With You Always

Oh, the torture I put him through to get that banner picture.

Actually, it was just nap time this morning.

24th Mar
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Oh, the torture I put him through to get that banner picture.

Nicknames for the Nut, Part II

Booger (though his “pincer grip” has improved greatly, Kleenex has yet to...

22nd Mar
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Nicknames for the Nut, Part II

I am taking my little bits

I am taking my little bits of free time and teaching myself...

22nd Mar
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I am taking my little bits

I guess I gave up poetry for confession

I guess I gave up poetry for confession at some point, but...

21st Mar
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I guess I gave up poetry for confession

Photos

I put up a few new photos in the Yahoo! albums I’ve...

19th Mar
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Photos

Choices

Let me tell you, hellzapoppin’ around here now that the Nut’s almost...

19th Mar
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Choices