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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

That’s Cold

Last night Jack was talking to his mother on the phone and...

31st Jan
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That’s Cold

A Formal Response

Now that Mr. Nut’s beginning to respond to words — for instance,...

29th Jan
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A Formal Response

Nicknames

Jack calls my electric toothbrush a “Polish vibrator.”

28th Jan
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Nicknames

Full of Teeth

Jackson cut his first tooth today, on his seven-month birthday. He’s been...

28th Jan
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Full of Teeth

The Cinnamon Challenge

Why is this so hilarious?

27th Jan
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The Cinnamon Challenge

Milking Time

One day Jack passed a woman and her four-year-old son on the...

26th Jan
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Milking Time

So last night I discover

that if I turn on two lamps, the space heater, and my...

25th Jan
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So last night I discover

I had a minor template disaster

today as I was trying to add a counter to Fussy to...

24th Jan
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I had a minor template disaster

I am really not a salesperson

I have been scrubbing the same burned pot for three days now....

23rd Jan
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I am really not a salesperson

Rain

I was going to save this one for a rainy day, but...

23rd Jan
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Rain

More Recent Nicknames

More recent nicknames for The Nut: Cheesemo Baron von Roughhausen Mr. Peebody...

22nd Jan
More Recent Nicknames

There was a cute little item

in the Times this morning describing the action behind the scenes at...

21st Jan
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There was a cute little item