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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Exposure

“Even some thirty years ago reports appeared that indicated that children taught...

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Exposure

QWERTY

Ebenezer unexpectedly bagged two tranquil aardvarks with his jiffy vacuum cleaner. This...

05th Feb
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QWERTY

The last time I was in Las Vegas

The last time I was in Las Vegas was for a convention...

01st Feb
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The last time I was in Las Vegas

That’s Cold

Last night Jack was talking to his mother on the phone and...

31st Jan
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That’s Cold

A Formal Response

Now that Mr. Nut’s beginning to respond to words — for instance,...

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A Formal Response

Nicknames

Jack calls my electric toothbrush a “Polish vibrator.”

28th Jan
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Nicknames

Full of Teeth

Jackson cut his first tooth today, on his seven-month birthday. He’s been...

28th Jan
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Full of Teeth

The Cinnamon Challenge

Why is this so hilarious?

27th Jan
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The Cinnamon Challenge

Milking Time

One day Jack passed a woman and her four-year-old son on the...

26th Jan
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Milking Time

So last night I discover

that if I turn on two lamps, the space heater, and my...

25th Jan
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So last night I discover

I had a minor template disaster

today as I was trying to add a counter to Fussy to...

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I had a minor template disaster

I am really not a salesperson

I have been scrubbing the same burned pot for three days now....

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I am really not a salesperson